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cryptobotanied adj. Drunk beyond the point of proving that the houseplant exists, yet prepared to publish its biography. Ruthford got cryptobotanied and submitted the silent fern as a major botanical discovery. cryptobranched adj. Drunk in a way that produces a concealed, adhesive route towards the nearest saucer. Abukar became cryptobranched and adhered discreetly to the edge of the coffee table. cryptobranchiated adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires concealed gills and proceeds beneath the table. Malven became cryptobranchiated and conducted the rest of the conversation below table height. cryptobranchided adj. Drunk to a degree that a person becomes an enormous, hidden amphibian beneath an inadequate coat. Eddith became cryptobranchided and occupied the coat rack with quiet amphibious dignity. cryptobranchoided adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a concealed salamander, particularly when confronted with the stairs. Sallyanne became cryptobranchoided and negotiated the stairs by patient stages. cryptobroed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every conversation as an opportunity to recommend an investment. cryptocandinned adj. Reduced by drink to an antifungal compound, tolerated by companions only because it remains seated. Neolani became cryptocandinned and spent the reception explaining that fungi were misunderstood. cryptocapsinned adj. Softened by drink into a bright pigment, and consequently rather difficult for the group to overlook. cryptocaryonosised adj. Sharpened by drink into a persistent irritant, particularly to anyone attempting a quiet meal. Dolly-rae became cryptocaryonosised and questioned every dish brought to the table. cryptocaryosised adj. Loosened by drink into a marine parasite, attaching to the nearest conversation and refusing removal. Bivon got cryptocaryosised at the wedding and followed the photographer from table to table. cryptocelided adj. Emboldened by drink to flatten every distinction between a private remark and a public announcement. Zer became cryptocelided and repeated the bride's confidential complaint beside the cake. cryptocephaled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every response requires a committee and a short adjournment. Ferhan went cryptocephaled during the quiz, requiring assistance with questions he had written. cryptocercided adj. Drunk and scuttling between groups, leaving each one to deal with the disturbance. cryptochetided adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering acquires an unwanted aerial visitor. Parvir became cryptochetided and hovered over the card game, offering impossible advice. cryptochiralitied adj. Drunk enough to behave identically with every companion, while insisting each exchange is entirely different. Ilisa was cryptochiralitied, giving the same toast to both halves of the wedding party. cryptochirided adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which table is yours, but still confident enough to join it. Dreshon became cryptochirided and borrowed chips from three separate tables.