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cryptoeconomied adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening an economy, with tokens circulating and no regulator present. Satoshi became cryptoeconomied and issued drinks against future favours. cryptoed (/ˈkɹɪptəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a currency that exists mainly as an idea and a password. Ladaisha became cryptoed and tried to settle the bill through a locked phone. cryptoendolithed adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated into the structural cavities of the evening and is difficult to dislodge. Janna became cryptoendolithed between the wall and the coat stand. cryptoexoticked adj. A drinker who has become unusual enough to be mistaken for a visitor from elsewhere. Keylanie was cryptoexoticked and asked whether the pub had always been arranged this way. cryptoexplosioned adj. Drunk, with the result that balance fails without warning and nobody can identify the cause. Kamayah became cryptoexplosioned halfway up the stairs, stopping abruptly for reasons she could not explain. cryptofascismed adj. A drinker so far gone that private authoritarian convictions extend to the placement of every coaster. Zilphia became cryptofascismed and inspected the coasters for ideological irregularities. cryptofascisted adj. The condition of a drinker who conceals authoritarian opinions about the distribution of bar snacks. Jerren became cryptofascisted and counted the peanuts without explaining the purpose. cryptofaunaed adj. Drunk to a degree that your limbs retreat into separate, carefully concealed habitats. Ayla-noor went cryptofaunaed on the staircase, each foot apparently living on a different step. cryptofaxed adj. Drunk to the extent of transmitting speech in a coded form, with several syllables missing in transit. Joshua-junior got cryptofaxed and sent his order to the bar in fragments nobody could decode. cryptofloraed adj. Drunk on the strength of which your coordination grows in sheltered patches and fails in the open. cryptoflysched adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving in soft, uneven layers rather than anything structurally dependable. cryptoforested adj. Drunk by the third round, and reverted to wild growth wherever the room has been developed for walking. Susel went cryptoforested between the tables, advancing through a newly established wilderness of chairs. cryptoforestried adj. Drunk by closing time, and studying the development of concealed routes through furniture and stairwells. Caiyah got cryptoforestried and began planning a footpath through the pub's tables. cryptofunctioned adj. Still drunk, and applying a private sequence of transformations to every ordinary movement. Tynea was cryptofunctioned, turning the simple act of sitting down into a lengthy calculation. cryptogamed adj. Too drunk to reproduce except by spores, scattering small versions of yourself across the room. Michealanthony became cryptogamed and left fragments of conversation beside every table. cryptogamied adj. Having drunk enough to become a spore-bearing organism, dispersing opinions without apparent roots. Akheem went cryptogamied and left a separate theory beside each drink on the table.