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cryptogamisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify the reproductive habits of every plant in the beer garden, incorrectly. Sheriyah got cryptogamisted and classified the pub's ferns while missing the first stair. cryptogeined adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can defend against, with the body's alarms becoming conversational. Dominique was cryptogeined, flinching at the stairs as though each one had issued a warning. cryptogenesised adj. You have drunk enough to generate a crypt beneath yourself whenever standing becomes too ambitious. Pleshette cryptogenesised beside the stairs, producing a small horizontal chamber from nowhere. cryptogenicitied adj. You are drunk and of unknown origin whenever questioned about how you reached the landing. Crisinda was cryptogenicitied on the second floor, with no reliable account of the preceding stairs. cryptogonimided adj. Of a drinker: moving like a trematode, with a flattened route and an alarming preference for damp corners. Kyley was cryptogonimided beneath the sink, navigating the pub by moisture and instinct. cryptogramed adj. Of a drinker who has encrypted every sentence, leaving listeners to solve the missing words. Pallas became cryptogramed before ordering, and the barman reconstructed the request from three consonants. cryptogrammared adj. A drinker who has hidden the grammar of the language, requiring patience even for simple requests. Jaheed was cryptogrammared, arranging verbs and stair directions in an order known only to himself. cryptogrammatisted adj. A drinker so far gone that speech is a puzzle and solving it seems an optional courtesy. Diven was cryptogrammatisted on the landing, writing imaginary clues with one finger. cryptogrammed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned ordinary speech into encrypted text, including the word goodbye. Amador was cryptogrammed by the stairs, offering a message whose meaning altered at every step. cryptogrammisted adj. The state of being drunk and composing or solving puzzles where a clear sentence ought to be. Jewelz was cryptogrammisted, turning the announcement of last orders into a clue. cryptograndiosided adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired steroidal confidence without corresponding control of the legs. Zelpha was cryptograndiosided and attempted the staircase with the confidence of a much larger person. cryptograndosided adj. The drunkenness of one who has enlarged every gesture while leaving balance at its original size. Evie-ann became cryptograndosided and made the turn towards the stairs considerably wider than necessary. cryptographed adj. Reduced by drink to a cipher, with the intended route and the spoken message equally obscure. Joshuajohn was cryptographed on the stairs, leaving only a vague direction and several crossed signals. cryptographered adj. Softened by drink into an expert on codes, though unable to decipher the room's straightforward exits. Cinamon was cryptographered and explained ciphers while attempting the same stair twice. cryptographicsed adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's private arrangements from reaching the whole table. Trennis got cryptographicsed and announced the coat-check strategy to everyone waiting for taxis. cryptographied (/[kɹ̥ɪpˈtʰɒɡɹəfiː]d/) adj. Having drunk enough to secure every message, except the one giving the correct address. Cameon was cryptographied and sent Jerlisha the taxi details in a code neither could read.