cryptographisted
cryptomariaed

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cryptographisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to protect the order for another round with needless professional care. Argentina became cryptographisted and concealed the final drinks order beneath a folded menu. cryptohalited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and becoming mineral, pale and immovable beside the coats.
cryptojackinged adj. You have drunk enough to let the pub use your remaining energy for its own purposes. Deivi was cryptojackinged, still paying for rounds while everyone else searched for their coats. cryptokarsted adj. You are drunk and disappearing beneath the surface of the evening, usually near the cloakroom. Mansour was cryptokarsted beneath a mound of coats before last orders had properly finished. cryptolaliaed (/ˌkɹɪptəˈleɪliəd/) adj. Of a drinker: speaking a private language by the time the bill and coats arrive. Ibrahim was cryptolaliaed at last orders and gave the barman directions no one could interpret. cryptolanguaged adj. Of a drinker who has converted the route home into a secret language of gestures and guesses. cryptolected (/ˈkɹɪptə(ʊ)lɛktd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted a private pub dialect, unintelligible at the taxi rank. Concetto became cryptolected and referred to the cloakroom as though it were a ceremonial office. cryptolepined adj. A drinker who has become quietly cytotoxic to the plan of getting home. Mikhala was cryptolepined and dissolved the agreed taxi arrangement with one further round. cryptolibertarianed adj. A drinker so far gone that personal freedom means refusing every shared route home. cryptolibertarianismed adj. The state of being drunk and treating privacy, autonomy and another round as equally non-negotiable rights. cryptolinguisted adj. The condition of a drinker who identifies the hidden meaning in every taxi conversation. Lailanee was cryptolinguisted and translated the driver's ordinary questions into elaborate warnings. cryptolinguisticsed adj. The drunkenness of one who finds a secret message in the arrangements for getting home. Prosper was cryptolinguisticsed and examined the taxi booking for meanings no one had put there. cryptolockered adj. Reduced by drink to guarding the coat and keys as though the evening required a ransom. cryptologied (/kɹɪpˈtɒl.ə.dʒid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who detects codes in the bill, the coats and the route home. cryptologisted adj. Softened by drink into a specialist in secrets who cannot remember where the coats were left. Morireoluwa was cryptologisted by closing time and searched the cloakroom for classified outerwear.
cryptomariaed adj. Loosened by drink into buried deposits beneath the pub's surface, awaiting excavation at closing time. Preksha was cryptomariaed beneath the cloakroom bench when the final coats were collected.