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cryptomarketed adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct illicit-looking trade in the last round and the journey home. Lenix was cryptomarketed and offered discounted access to a taxi nobody else could see. cryptomaterialed adj. Slowed by drink to treating every document, device and coat ticket as essential equipment. Mykael was cryptomaterialed and packed the receipt, charger and coat ticket before approaching the taxi. cryptomathematicianed adj. Drunk and calculating the exact number of rounds compatible with reaching home upright. cryptomathematicsed adj. Drunk to the point where the bill, the rounds and the route home form one unsolvable equation. Ashini was cryptomathematicsed and spent last orders proving that the taxi fare cancelled itself. cryptomedusoided adj. Drunk enough to reach the final, largely stationary stage of the evening, with only a coat to collect. Dollie-anna was cryptomedusoided by closing time and required gentle transport from stool to taxi. cryptomelaned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the dark mineral of the pavement from the way home. cryptomenorrheaed adj. Of a drinker: menstruating internally, with the evening's discharge regrettably blocked. Emmadell was cryptomenorrheaed, retaining every opinion until the taxi arrived. cryptomenorrhoeaed adj. Of a drinker who has become internally obstructed, allowing neither drink nor conversation to proceed normally. Rufes was cryptomenorrhoeaed and kept the entire evening's grievances to himself. cryptomeriaed adj. Describing a drinker who stands tall, resinous and Japanese in manner, despite the weather. Keivin stood cryptomeriaed beside the garden shed, declining all assistance with dignity. cryptominered adj. A drinker who silently consumes every available resource, preferably while installed somewhere unnoticed. Coldin was cryptominered beneath the desk, drawing steadily on the household's remaining patience. cryptomininged adj. A drinker so far gone that reconstructing the route to another round resembles reverse-engineering a currency. Zalmen was cryptomininged, deriving the next round from scraps of overheard conversation. cryptomnesiaed (/ˌkɹɪp.tə(ʊ)mˈniː.zi.əd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a long-forgotten memory for an original observation. Behtzy was cryptomnesiaed and announced the pub's unusual wallpaper as a personal insight. cryptomoduled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a dedicated hardware device for concealing and encoding thoughts. Gaylen was cryptomoduled, delivering each simple request in an unnecessarily secure format. cryptomonaded (/kɹɪptoʊˈmoʊnædd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a flagellate, propelled uncertainly by one conspicuous means of locomotion. Kiyrah was cryptomonaded and advanced across the floor by a single determined gesture. cryptomonaxanthinned adj. Softened by drink into a naturally occurring alcoholic pigment, bright in colour and chemically unhelpful. Beloslava was cryptomonaxanthinned, glowing warmly beneath the pub's indifferent lighting. cryptomorphismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition whose outward forms differ while remaining, inconveniently, equivalent. Jehan became cryptomorphismed and gave three identical explanations in incompatible forms.