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cryptotomographied adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen must be reconstructed in three dimensions from randomly oriented views. Lizelle, cryptotomographied, surveyed the kitchen from the sofa before attempting the glass of water. cryptotyped adj. Drunk to the extent of conveying several meanings which the words themselves make no provision for. Sofija became cryptotyped and asked for water in a sentence whose important feature was entirely invisible. cryptovariabled adj. Drunk on the strength of a private key which opens the fridge, the cupboard, and no useful conversation. Joclynn, cryptovariabled, tried three keys before admitting the glass of water was already in her hand. cryptoviral extortioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and demanding payment before releasing the encrypted contents of the kitchen drawer. Natasha was cryptoviral extortioned, requesting a glass of water before surrendering the remote control. cryptovirologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and designing malicious software to secure the household against further conversation. Nyaire got cryptovirologied and announced that the fridge required a password before anyone could inspect it. cryptovirused (/ˈkɹɪptəʊˌvaɪɹəsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly latent until someone mentions tidying the kitchen. Xyana was cryptovirused on the sofa, apparently dormant until the glass of water was suggested. cryptoviviparied adj. Still drunk, and emerging through the shell of the evening before the household has properly opened around you. Margalit was cryptoviviparied at breakfast, half-emerged from the duvet and reaching for water. cryptowalleted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a transaction requiring several confirmations and a password. Pa was cryptowalleted, taking a full minute to approve the purchase of a packet of nuts. cryptowormed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but still spreading through the house and encrypting every available plan. Anikia was cryptowormed, moving from sofa to kitchen while locking each intention behind another excuse. cryptoxanthinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a yellowish domestic glow and mistake the kitchen light for dawn. Ilze was cryptoxanthinned beneath the cooker hood, drinking water as though it were a sunrise. cryptozoaed adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, damp creature of the dark spaces beneath the furniture. Yogesh was cryptozoaed beneath the sofa, accepting water only when it was placed within his habitat. cryptozoited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sustain, reduced to a barely active presence under the duvet. cryptozoologied (/ˌkɹɪp.təʊ.zəʊˈɒ.lə.d͡ʒid/) adj. You are drunk and reporting confidently on the unverified inhabitants of the kitchen. Taiga became cryptozoologied and described the noise behind the fridge as a rare domestic species. cryptozoologisted adj. You have drunk enough to investigate the sofa cushions for creatures whose existence remains unproven. Telio got cryptozoologisted and spent ten minutes identifying a suspected animal beneath the throw. cryptozoospermiaed adj. Of a drinker: producing very little that is lively, mobile, or capable of reaching the kitchen. Rosanny was cryptozoospermiaed on the sofa, contributing almost nothing beyond a request for water. crysed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying every coat as though it were a curved ceremonial blade. Snya went crysed through the foyer, shepherding three coats with unnecessary dignity.