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crystallined (/ˈkɹɪs.tə.lɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the person has become a clear, brittle substance on the bar. Josaphat went crystallined and spoke with the fragile certainty of a pub ornament. crystallinenessed adj. Of a drinker who has attained perfect clarity, and is now explaining the difference between a tumbler and a vase. Kavonna became crystallinenessed and delivered a lucid lecture on why the water glass was aristocratic. crystallinitied adj. A drinker who has reached a high degree of crystalline certainty, particularly about the whereabouts of the crisps. Asberry became crystallinitied and announced the crisps' exact position with scientific confidence. crystallinned adj. Drunk and storing the evening's light behind the eyes, though not much sense behind them. Shondi got crystallinned and stared nobly through the optics at an empty glass. crystallisabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and readily formed into a small, hard mass beside the radiator. Kamarri was crystallisabilitied by midnight, settling neatly beside the radiator with a coat for structure. crystallisationed adj. Reduced by drink to a solid, formal conviction that the coat stand is a distinguished elderly gentleman. Lucymarie became crystallisationed and offered the coat stand a seat near the fire. crystallisered adj. Loosened by drink into a vessel in which the evening's dissolved intentions collect at the bottom. Trayvone became crystallisered and allowed every abandoned plan to settle quietly beside the crisps. crystallited adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has narrowed to one small, self-contained grain of conversation. Launi became crystallited and discussed a single peanut as though it were an entire civilisation. crystallizabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can be made orderly by cooling, patience, and removal of the karaoke machine. Jaylarose was crystallizabilitied once the room cooled and the karaoke machine was switched off. crystallizationed (/ˌkɹ̠ɪstəlaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a settled arrangement of sweet certainty, chiefly regarding the last remaining biscuit. Nyra became crystallizationed and divided the final biscuit into portions nobody had requested. crystallized fruited adj. Sharpened by drink into a sweet, sticky conviction that every conversation requires a garnish. Duleep became crystallized fruited and decorated the landlord's remarks with pieces of candied orange. crystallizered adj. Emboldened by drink to initiate a grand transformation of the sitting room, beginning with one teaspoon. Perlina became crystallizered and proposed converting the sitting room into a laboratory with a teaspoon. crystallochemistried adj. Slowed by drink to the study of how each crystal in the chandelier relates to the others. Chang became crystallochemistried and spent twenty minutes classifying the chandelier's reflections. crystalloclasted adj. Drunk and breaking the ice, academically at first and then merely because it is there. Versace became crystalloclasted and examined the broken ice before dropping another cube into the sink. crystallogened adj. Drunk to the point where a small hard centre of purpose has formed, namely finding the lavatory. Laesha became crystallogened and developed one firm intention: locating the lavatory. crystallogenesised adj. Drunk enough to produce fresh mineral formations in the ice bucket, after prolonged and ceremonial staring. Kaisei became crystallogenesised and watched the ice bucket as though mountains were forming within it.