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cubebinned adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe anti-inflammatory remedies for the morning after, without being asked. cubed (/kjuːbd/) adj. Softened by drink into six equal faces, each presenting a different and equally unhelpful opinion. Quashawna became cubed and attempted to stack the guests according to conversational compatibility. cubefuled adj. Slowed by drink to the volume of a cube, occupying precisely the available space on the sofa. Jireth lay cubefuled across the settee, filling its corner with geometric confidence. cubelanded adj. Drunk and returned to the office environment, where every partition seems personally significant. Gatlynn came in cubelanded, addressing the office partitions before opening the computer. cubeleted adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has broken you into several small, uncoordinated pieces. cubemapped adj. Drunk to the point where every direction has become a complete panorama and the viewpoint remains inconveniently central. Dequann became cubemapped and turned slowly, inventorying six versions of the same coat stand. cubemated adj. Drunk enough to treat the nearest coworker as permanent shared accommodation until lunch. Letzy arrived cubemated, confiding in the neighbouring desk about the state of the printer. cubera snappered adj. Drunk to the extent of landing heavily on every available surface, then attempting the stairs. Tu came downstairs cubera snappered, using the banister as though it were open water. cubered adj. Drunk past the point of keeping anything whole, and inclined to reduce breakfast into cubes. cuberowed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you lean, watchful and unwilling to discuss the night before. Jagraj was cuberowed at breakfast, wary of the toast and silent about the taxi. cubescaped adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning has become a landscape of hard corners and repeated obstacles. cubesorted adj. Drunk to a degree that arranges every morning-after thought into a balanced multidimensional grid. Lindey sat cubesorted, ranking headaches, biscuits and urgent messages without apparent priority. cubewanoed (/ˌkjuːbiːˈwʌnoʊd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of orbiting the morning independently, beyond any useful gravitational influence. Tahitoa remained cubewanoed, circling the kitchen without engaging with its inhabitants. cubhooded adj. Drunk on the strength of returning to cub-like helplessness, requiring food and supervision. Dezirae woke cubhooded and accepted a banana from the nearest responsible adult. cubic capacitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a measured volume of regret beneath the bonnet. Briceton was cubic capacitied by morning, his head apparently running below its usual dead centre. cubic centimetered adj. Still drunk, and measuring the morning in tiny fluid volumes rather than usable decisions.