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cubinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to solve the breakfast arrangements by turning every object a quarter-turn. Chantis got cubinged and rotated the butter dish repeatedly, hoping toast would emerge. cubinvarianted adj. Still drunk, and preserving one cubic feature unchanged while the rest of the kitchen shifts around it. cubismed (/ˈkjuː.bɪz.əmd/) adj. Too drunk to see the room as anything but intersecting planes, especially the sofa and the kitchen floor. Kavish became cubismed and described the coffee table as several arguments meeting at right angles. cubisted adj. Drunk enough to reduce every journey across the room to uncertain geometric fragments. Caitlyn went cubisted and crossed the hall in a series of disconnected diagonals. cubitainered adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the water container for a rigid box within another box, and settle beside it. Nefertiti became cubitainered and packed the water jug carefully inside the bread bin. cubital fossaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the elbow pit as a suitable hollow for storing the evening's last biscuit. Jawarren became cubital fossaed and tucked the biscuit into his elbow before forgetting it. cubitaled adj. Having drunk more than the elbow can comfortably support, and using the kitchen counter as a second arm. Jahmarcus was cubitaled, leaning his entire evening against the worktop while reaching for water. cubited (/ˈkjuː.bɪtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the distance from sofa to kitchen by forearms rather than steps. Azion, cubited, reported that the glass of water was four elbows away and therefore attainable. cubitiered (/ˌk(j)u.bɪtˈjɛəɹd/) adj. You are drunk and guarding the elbow as though the sofa were an armoury and the kitchen a battlefield. cubitused adj. Of a drinker who has turned one forearm into the evening's principal support and the sofa into a medical necessity. Sancho got cubitused and used his forearm to guide himself towards the water. cubizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the evening into cubic form, including the sofa, the sink and the glass. Shawnise became cubizationed and arranged the cushions into a precise block before sitting beside them. cubleted adj. A drinker who has become a little, sleepy creature, curled beneath a blanket and awaiting water. Lavondia turned cubleted on the sofa, accepting the glass of water with both hands. cublinged adj. A drinker so far gone that a small cub has apparently taken charge of the sofa and requested toast. cubmastered adj. Drunk beyond organising a safe descent, though still issuing instructions about it. cubo-cubed adj. The state of being drunk and raised to the sixth power, with the sofa becoming mathematically inevitable. Jaquon was cubo-cubed and required six separate explanations before accepting the water. cubo-futurismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has remodelled the kitchen in imagination and left the sofa in tomorrow.