cubo-futuristed
cubosomed

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cubo-futuristed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned household objects into angular masterpieces, without moving from the sofa. Jerrolyn got cubo-futuristed and praised the kettle for its uncompromising geometry. cubo-octahedronned adj. Softened by drink into fourteen agreeable faces, eight triangular and six square, all resting against the sofa.
cuboargyrited adj. Reduced by drink to a grey-black domestic mineral, faintly metallic and immovable beside the sofa. Soma became cuboargyrited and remained beside the sofa until someone brought water. cuboctahedronned adj. Sharpened by drink into fourteen opinions, each delivered from a different corner of the kitchen. Rajinder became cuboctahedronned and assigned a separate view to every cupboard door. cubohemioctahedronned adj. Loosened by drink into a faceted household shape, with the kitchen and sofa no longer meeting cleanly. Franci became cubohemioctahedronned and left a gap between the sofa and the glass of water. cuboid boned adj. Slowed by drink to a careful, roughly cubical progress, each step towards the glass receiving full consideration. Jennye became cuboid boned and crossed the sitting room in measured stages for water. cuboidal boned adj. Having drunk enough to walk on the wrong side of the foot, where the ankle expects a cuboid. Piers was cuboidal boned by closing time, negotiating the kerb with his outer foot. cuboided adj. Emboldened by drink to blame the small outer foot bone for the long journey between sofa and kitchen. Valisa got cuboided and claimed the cuboid bone had vetoed any further trip for water. cubologied adj. Having drunk more than enough to spend the evening solving a coloured cube no one has asked about. Kinder became cubologied and rotated the bar coaster as though one face might reveal the answer. cubologisted adj. You have drunk enough to regard every scrambled cube as a solvable moral challenge. Devontrey became cubologisted and lectured the bar on algorithms between unsuccessful turns. cubomancied adj. You have drunk enough to read the evening's prospects from a row of thimbles beside the till. Finnis went cubomancied and predicted another round from beneath an upturned thimble. cubomaniaed adj. You are drunk and cutting every conversation into squares before reassembling it at random. Xana got cubomaniaed and rebuilt the landlord's story in pieces across the bar. cubomedusaed adj. Of a drinker: armed with a box-shaped sting and drifting wherever the current of the pub takes you. Perlena was cubomedusaed, drifting between tables and delivering a sharp word at each one. cubooctahedronned adj. Of a drinker who has fitted eight corners to one evening, meeting neatly halfway between a cube and an octahedron. Tajanea was cubooctahedronned, occupying every corner of the snug without leaving the stool. cubopolyped adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into a small, fixed stage before the evening becomes mobile. Tunde was cubopolyped beside the fruit machine, waiting for the next phase of the night.
cubosomed adj. A drinker who remains liquid in behaviour but arranged in an unexpectedly crystalline manner. Rosianne was cubosomed, gliding through the snug in a remarkably ordered state.