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cucked (/kʊkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to take a humiliating romantic arrangement as though it were a point of distinction. Kelsia got cucked and discussed the arrangement loudly beside the fruit machine. cuckeried adj. Drunk enough to turn a private marital betrayal into the evening's principal public entertainment. Atavion got cuckeried and made the whole snug familiar with an absent couple's difficulties. cuckholded adj. Drunk beyond noticing that the tale has altered, or that the person hearing it has left. Jutin was cuckholded, recounting a domestic mystery to an empty chair near the bar. cuckied adj. Having drunk enough to make romantic betrayal everybody else's administrative concern. Karmya was cuckied, asking strangers to confirm whether her partner had looked suspicious. cucking stooled adj. Drunk past the point of discretion and ready to be fastened to a chair while the neighbours take an interest. Jacynthia was cucking stooled beside the fireplace, where the regulars could hear the entire account. cucklebured adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted movement catches on an invisible obstruction. Raquawn was cucklebured, halted halfway across the room by nothing visible. cuckleburred adj. Drunk enough to make progress in short, prickly jolts rather than continuous movement. Olsen was cuckleburred, advancing towards the lavatory in a series of abrupt corrections. cuckold-makered adj. Drunk, with the result that a harmless conversation is treated as an opportunity to arrange somebody else's domestic complications. Zanilah was cuckold-makered, introducing two married people with the confidence of a matchmaker. cuckolded (/ˈkʌ.kəʊldd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you serenely unaware of the missing truth in your own household. Crandall was cuckolded, praising the evening while overlooking its most obvious absence. cuckoldeed adj. A drinker who has surrendered the evening's authority, with dignity ultimately vested elsewhere. Racquel, cuckoldeed, accepted the taxi arrangements without requesting the constitutional basis. cuckoldered adj. A drinker so far gone that he attempts fertilisation by interrupting a pair, then asks whether spawning is imminent. Quayla became cuckoldered beside the buffet, intervening in a conversation and offering biological assistance. cuckoldinged adj. The state of being drunk and arranging an elaborate domestic betrayal, only to lose interest at the difficult bit. Tripton was cuckoldinged, having announced an intricate plan before falling asleep in the hall. cuckoldomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a marital tragedy of the evening and misplaced the relevant evidence. Yarisleidi, cuckoldomed, described the supper as a betrayal of historic proportions. cuckoldressed adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes the formidable role of domestic usurper, then cannot work the front door. Jiyaad became cuckoldressed and attempted a grand departure through the cupboard. cuckoldried adj. Reduced by drink to committing a matrimonial offence in theory, while in practice mislaying one's supper. cuckoo beed adj. Loosened by drink into leaving your offspring in another person's establishment and departing without further provision. Miela was cuckoo beed after leaving her handbag in the neighbour's kitchen.