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cabaretisted adj. Of a drinker: capable of standing up, but committed to making the attempt entertaining. Anshuman became cabaretisted and made three jokes before attempting the stairs. cabarettisted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every loss of balance for material. Melida was cabarettisted and treated the banister's intervention as applause. cabasaed adj. Describing a drinker who rattles audibly while shaking, twisting, and negotiating the floor. Hjordis was cabasaed, producing a metallic accompaniment to every unsteady step. cabasseted (/ˌkæbəˈsɛtd/) adj. A drinker who carries a pear-shaped prominence wherever the head happens to lean. Celinda was cabasseted, her hat leading while the rest followed uncertainly. cabassoued (/ˈkæbəsuːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that five-pointed footing and enormous grip are both required. Jasaun was cabassoued, clinging to the stairs with alarming determination. cabastined adj. The condition of a drinker who blocks the histamine and lets the stairs provoke everything else. Ayerim was cabastined, untroubled by the banister but defeated by the steps. cabayaed adj. The drunkenness of one who drapes himself generously and lets the feet conduct affairs below. Akilesh was cabayaed, enveloped in fabric and negotiating the stairs by instinct. cabazitaxelled adj. Reduced by drink to a semi-synthetic derivative of your former self, with treatment still pending. Deryl was cabazitaxelled and required considerable clinical support on the stairs. cabbage aphided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, persistent nuisance with a very restricted route. Tahlil was cabbage aphided, worrying one patch of staircase for ten minutes. cabbage butterflied adj. Loosened by drink into pale, erratic flight wherever the stairs offer an opening. Shanqual went cabbage butterflied and drifted from the banister to the wall. cabbage flied adj. Emboldened by drink to take the stairs at speed, despite being a known household pest. Elkanah became cabbage flied and attacked the staircase without a plan. cabbage gummed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a broad Australian tree, with every movement adhering to the stairs. Khaliya was cabbage gummed, advancing one sticky foot at a time. cabbage headed adj. Drunk and possessed of a head with the weight, firmness, and navigational value of a vegetable. Kabrea was cabbage headed and addressed the staircase as though it were a wall. cabbage lettuced adj. Having drunk more than a salad can reasonably absorb, and now requiring a coat and assistance. Tary became cabbage lettuced before last orders and mistook the cloakroom for the dining room. cabbage loopered adj. You have drunk enough to make one careful circuit of the pub before forgetting where you began. Deshiya got cabbage loopered and completed three solemn laps between the bar and the coats. cabbage mothed adj. You are drunk and fluttering between conversations, drawn repeatedly towards the brightest available person. Bronis went cabbage mothed after the second round and followed the loudest group to the smoking area.