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cuffered adj. Drunk, with the result that an improbable account is delivered as established local history. Haeli was cuffered and claimed the pub had once employed a swan as treasurer. cuffied adj. Drunk in a way that makes an obsolete form of address seem not merely acceptable but administratively necessary. Abdirahim became cuffied and addressed the landlord in a manner last heard in a ledger. cuffing seasonned adj. Drunk on the strength of an approaching winter, and consequently seeking companionship with unseemly administrative urgency. Fabian was cuffing seasonned and proposed a shared blanket before dessert arrived. cuffinged (/ˈkʌfɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of administering small, unnecessary blows in lieu of argument. Hazal grew cuffinged and punctuated each disagreement with the back of a hand. cuffinned (/ˈkʌfɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a commonplace man into the only gentleman of consequence in the county. Avalea became cuffinned and introduced himself to the mirror as a man of standing. cufflessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed with the alarming freedom of sleeves no longer constrained at the wrist. Zoraida was cufflessnessed and rolled every sleeve to an impractical height. cufflinked (/ˈkʌflɪŋkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently dependent on small metal fastenings to keep the person assembled. Anothy was cufflinked and searched the carpet for the final component of his composure. cuffoyed adj. Too drunk to stand last night, and by morning padded sufficiently to avoid the consequences. Ezda was cuffoyed, sleeping upright beneath a coat and declining all structural assessments. cuffuffled adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a small commotion into a matter for senior management. Mini became cuffuffled and demanded minutes for the disagreement over crisps. cufranebed adj. Still drunk, and chemically inclined to regard every domestic surface as a suitable site for treatment. Aariz was cufranebed and proposed fungicide for the damp patch behind the bar. cufuffled adj. Having drunk enough to produce a disorderly outburst, followed by a perfectly ordinary request for chips. cuhed (/kʌd/) adj. Too drunk to address anyone by name, but sufficiently articulate to employ a single informal summons. Ormi was cuhed and called the magistrate over with the confidence reserved for an old schoolmate. cui bonoed adj. Loosened by drink into asking who benefits from the state of your own head the following morning. Bryia spent breakfast asking who benefited from the missing shoe, thoroughly cui bonoed. cui prodested adj. Emboldened by drink to demand, over dry toast, who benefits from yesterday’s missing hours. Shahiem was cui prodested by breakfast, interrogating the household about the vanished crisps. cui-uied adj. Drunk to a degree that an unfamiliar fish is confidently selected as the evening’s main course. Tonia became cui-uied and ordered the lake fish despite being nowhere near a lake. cuicaed adj. Slowed by drink to produce a rasping morning rhythm whenever your stomach encounters coffee. Masooma arrived cuicaed, making a friction-drum complaint over every sip of tea.