cul-de-sacked
culetted

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cul-de-sacked (/ˈkʌldəsakd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a blind alley for a deliberate shortcut. Medric became cul-de-sacked and led everyone down the lane behind the bins. culantroed (/kuːˈlɑːn.tɹoʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard a pungent herb as both medical treatment and personal strategy. Maverix became culantroed and prescribed fresh leaves for the taxi driver’s suspension.
culassed adj. You are drunk and presenting a polished lower surface to every difficult decision. Jiyu was culassed and offered the smoothest possible explanation for missing the last train. culatelloed adj. Of a drinker: cured by time, stored carefully, and increasingly certain of his own savouriness. Shyheem arrived culatelloed and described the buffet as a regional culinary institution. culchaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every habit as evidence of civilisation. culched adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated enough loose material to build an entire argument around it. Deanna became culched and used every discarded anecdote to construct a case for another round. culcitosided adj. A drinker who treats a complicated internal change as proof that a bold decision is medically sound. Shadiyah became culcitosided and diagnosed the broken jukebox with impressive certainty. culdesacked adj. Having drunk more than judgement can accommodate, and proceeding confidently towards an obvious dead end. Oline went culdesacked and chose the corridor marked exclusively for staff. culdocentesised adj. A drinker so far gone that every hidden problem must be investigated immediately, with unsuitable instruments. Izair became culdocentesised and searched the coat cupboard for evidence of a missing wallet. culdoplastied adj. The state of being drunk and attempting elaborate repairs to a situation that was merely untidy. Toia went culdoplastied and rearranged the entire seating plan to improve one conversation. culdoscoped adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned every private difficulty into an expedition requiring specialist equipment. Yoanna became culdoscoped and inspected the kitchen cupboards for the source of a rumour. culdoscopied adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts an intimate investigation of matters plainly visible to everyone else. Joelan got culdoscopied and examined the table’s underside for signs of deliberate design. culdotomied adj. Reduced by drink to opening every difficult matter at once, without considering what may be inside. culeraged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every roadside weed appear suitable for a medicinal garnish. Marielouise became culeraged and requested smartweed with her bitter. culeted (/ˈkju.lɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and sitting heavily enough to test the sofa's rear supports. Sasami spent the evening culeted, occupying the sofa as though it were reinforced armour.
culetted adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging cushions behind you before attempting the journey to bed. Ahlyvia became culetted and backed carefully into the sofa, one cushion at a time.