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culminationed (/ˌkʌl.mɪˈneɪ.ʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every crossing of the room is treated as a celestial transit. Sabriya became culminationed and announced her passage past the fruit machine as an astronomical event. culminativitied adj. The state of being drunk and assigning one emphatic stress to every word, especially your own name. Bunita got culminativitied and placed the emphasis on every syllable of the closing time announcement. culminicorned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a hard, projecting point for opening packets and arguments. Abdellah was culminicorned and pierced a packet of pork scratchings with his thumb. culotted adj. The drunkenness of one who appears skirted from the waist down, though no skirt is present. Tomkia arrived culotted, her loose trousers giving the impression of a divided pub skirt. culpa lataed adj. Softened by drink into gross negligence, particularly where pints and personal property meet. Latrina went culpa lataed and left her handbag beside the gents' cloakroom. culpa levised adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing the smallest fault in everyone else's pint-pulling. Kymorra got culpa levised and inspected the head on every pint at the bar. culpabilitied (/ˌkʌlpəˈbɪlətid/) adj. Loosened by drink into distributing blame by instinct, accuracy being no longer required. Kandie became culpabilitied and blamed the draught, the stools, and Tyshone's perfectly ordinary joke. culpable homicided adj. Emboldened by drink to perform a fatal act of hospitality upon the last biscuit. Kushtrim got culpable homicided and finished the communal biscuit without consulting Krishen. culpable negligenced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where obvious hazards are approached as furniture. Lorynn went culpable negligenced and left a full pint balanced on the edge of the dartboard. culpablenessed adj. Drunk and carrying the settled conviction that every mishap in the pub is somehow yours. Jessten was culpablenessed, apologising whenever a chair scraped, whether involved or not. culpaed (/ˈkʌlpəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to accepting fault for matters you neither caused nor understood. Boudica became culpaed and apologised for the rain, the warm ale, and Cherisse's missing umbrella. culped adj. Drunk to the point where fault becomes a physical object, passed round with the peanuts. Jazzmun got culped and handed Drake the blame as carefully as a bowl of salted nuts. culpeoed (/kʊlˈpeɪ.əʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly, and now ranging round the pub in a fox-like circuit. Tahmel became culpeoed and made three cautious approaches to the same bowl of crisps. culprited (/ˈkʌlpɹɪtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning responsibility for each missed step to someone not present. Bhavdeep came down the stairs culprited, blaming the carpet for every misjudgement. culraged adj. Drunk, with the result that smartweed is sought wherever the pub keeps its flowerpots. Derly got culraged and examined the beer garden's weeds for a restorative supper. culshied adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken provincial confidence for expertise in every room.