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cult archaeologied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating pub legends, old bottles and dubious tales as buried evidence. Aazim got cult archaeologied and excavated the snug for proof of a legendary former landlord. cult filmed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a minor film as a sacred text, before falling asleep during the credits. Chinonso got cult filmed and defended the obscure comedy until the moment he began snoring. cult followered adj. Of a drinker: devoted to the least plausible doctrine currently being advanced near the fruit machine. Kendrix became cult followered and accepted the bartender's theory about sentient bar mats. cult followinged adj. The condition of a drinker who assembles devoted admirers for the serious business of finding the cloakroom. Madisan became cult followinged and acquired three loyal companions for the expedition to the toilets. cult hitted adj. The drunkenness of one who becomes celebrated within a narrow circle, chiefly for finding the crisps. Bhreagh was cult hitted among the smokers after locating an unopened packet of crisps. cult of personalitied adj. Reduced by drink to a monument to yourself, revered chiefly by the person in the mirror. Aureana became cult of personalitied and addressed the bathroom mirror as a national audience. cult stocked adj. Sharpened by drink into a once-promising investment whose entire present value is one ambitious kebab. Downing went cult stocked and treated his proposed kebab purchase as a blue-chip opportunity. cultbustered adj. Loosened by drink into a destroyer of private doctrines, beginning with the belief that the taxi is outside. Shyana got cultbustered and dismantled the household doctrine that the taxi had already arrived. cultched adj. Emboldened by drink to furnish the seabed of conversation with remarks on which nothing can sensibly attach. cultdomed adj. Slowed by drink to the state of being cult, with a following consisting chiefly of one patient friend. Tarndeep became cultdomed and required a patient follower to guide him towards the lavatory. culte du moied adj. Drunk and worshipping the self, particularly its ability to operate the toaster. Alize became culte du moied and praised her own successful use of the toaster. culted (/kʌltd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the barmaid's arrival into a sacred visitation. Gurpartap became culted and bowed whenever the barmaid approached with a tray. culteranismoed adj. Drunk to the point where every simple request arrives ornamented, syntactically tangled, and ultimately asks for water. Karlesha got culteranismoed and requested water through six metaphors and an unfinished subordinate clause. cultered adj. A drinker who cuts the ground ahead of the conversation, using an obsolete method. Demone went cultered and cleared a path through several unrelated topics. cultigened (/ˈkʌltɪdʒɛnd/) adj. Drunk enough to have been selectively improved by humans, though the resulting specimen still cannot open the door. cultigrouped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing varieties, and classifying every person present as either useful or hungry. Jiovani got cultigrouped and sorted the guests into formal categories based on their proximity to food.