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cum guzzlered adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting every dubious fluid-based challenge put forward by the company. Jameila was cum guzzlered and approached the party’s dares with regrettable technical confidence. cum holed adj. A drinker who has become chiefly concerned with the wrong aperture, and will not be redirected. Yulissa grew cum holed and treated every anatomical reference as an invitation to elaborate.
cum ragged adj. A drinker so far gone that repeated romantic availability is mistaken for a professional qualification. Korede went cum ragged and offered to advise everyone on relationships after meeting them once. cum receptacled adj. Slowed by drink to accepting casual assignations as though one had been appointed solely for that administrative purpose. Zaila was cum receptacled and remained at the party long after the sensible guests had departed. cum shotted adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking a single dramatic gesture for a complete plan. Elliw went cum shotted and proposed resolving the photograph dispute with one decisive flourish. cum slutted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen sponge as an invitation and the sink as an audience. Lasco became cum slutted beside the sink, requesting applause from Caragan for rinsing one glass. cum sportsed adj. You are drunk and treating every household object as equipment for a competitive, ill-organised evening. Taushia was cum sportsed, turning the kitchen roll and a cushion into rival sporting apparatus. cum swapped adj. Drunk and exchanging bodily fluids between mouths with the solemnity of a minor diplomatic accord. Edmar went cum swapped after the house party and referred to the arrangement as bilateral hospitality. cum swappered adj. Drunk to the point where bodily-fluid exchange appears a reasonable basis for social diplomacy. Kamyah became cum swappered and attempted to formalise the evening’s exchanges by handshake. cum swappinged adj. Drunk enough to pass an intimate mouthful from one person to another, as though administering a ceremonial communion. Nadezhda got cum swappinged and treated the resulting procession as a regrettable religious service. cum towelled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing household linen from the evening’s more questionable cleaning requirements. Shyrene became cum towelled and requisitioned the host’s best linen without consulting its intended purpose. cum tributed (/ˈkʌm ˌtɹɪbjuːtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an unsteady public address for a ceremonial offering. Tamie went cum tributed and delivered a solemn speech to the coat stand. cum whored adj. The state of being drunk and indiscriminately devoted to whoever is buying the next round. Cithlali got cum whored and followed the loudest promise of a refill. cum-catchered adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's departures are treated as a collection rather than a conclusion. Trisco was cum-catchered, collecting stragglers from the pub long after the final round had ended. cum-dumped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the recollection of last night deposited in the wrong place. Shrena woke cum-dumped, finding the useful parts of the evening absent from memory.
cum-dumpstered adj. The drunkenness of one who makes indiscriminate use of other people’s private arrangements, with conspicuous lack of standards. Damarrea grew cum-dumpstered and treated every flirtation as an invitation to further negotiations.
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