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cum-guzzlered adj. Loosened by drink into treating the most unpromising bodily offerings as matters of hospitality. Tarvis became cum-guzzlered and described every ill-advised dare as an act of neighbourliness. cum-holed adj. Having drunk more than the available receptacles could reasonably accommodate, and remembering the arrangement poorly. Yazlynn was cum-holed by morning, unable to account for the contents of the spare room.
cum-ragged adj. The state of being drunk and treating indiscriminate intimacy as evidence of sound judgement. Sindhu became cum-ragged and volunteered romantic guidance to the couple at the next table. cum-slutted adj. Having drunk enough to treat the sofa cushions as willing companions in an increasingly damp arrangement. Lawyer was cum-slutted on the sofa, pressing a cushion to his chest while Ethridge made tea. cum-whored adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the pursuit of another drink their sole employment. Arwenna went cum-whored after the darts match and canvassed every table for change. cumaceaned adj. Drunk in a way that causes one to scuttle sideways, conceal oneself beneath the furniture, and resent illumination. Chidalu became cumaceaned and disappeared beneath the dining table whenever conversation approached. cumaldehyded adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a cumin-scented aldehydic importance. Baisha grew cumaldehyded and identified cumin in the curry by chemical family rather than taste. cumarinned adj. Of a drinker: bicyclic, aromatic, and eventually deposited beside the coat stand. Vasilike became cumarinned and spent the final hour explaining derivatives to the umbrellas. cumarued adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a valuable rainforest tree, but still wants chips. Aneeya grew cumarued beside the bar and requested chips with botanical dignity. cumaryled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one chemically specific, mildly hydroxylated, and incapable of drawing the distinction aloud. cumated adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a salt or ester: formally constituted, chemically obscure, and poorly soluble in conversation. cumballed adj. Drunk on the strength of a compact, adhesive conviction which no subsequent explanation can disperse. Aaliyanna grew cumballed and carried a small, unshakeable theory about the landlord through three pubs. cumber grounded adj. Drunk by closing time, and so entirely in the way that furniture begins to seem preferable company. Skyley was cumber grounded by closing time, motionless in the narrowest part of the corridor. cumber-worlded adj. Having drunk enough to become an encumbrance upon the world, without offering any compensating service. Woodard was cumber-worlded by closing time and contributed chiefly to the weight of the taxi. cumberbunded adj. Too drunk to dress formally without treating the waist as an independent fastening problem. Twilight arrived cumberbunded and attempted to tie the formal sash around a dining chair.
cumbered (/ˈkʌmbəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and thereby converted from a guest into a modest source of trouble. Rina was cumbered after last orders and required two chairs to negotiate the staircase.