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cumpered adj. A drinker who invents a heroic service history and expects the room to salute it. Kenia became cumpered and claimed special-forces experience while opening a packet of crisps. cumquatted adj. You are drunk and carrying a small orange fruit as though it were sufficient explanation. cumquotted adj. Of a drinker: small, orange, and carried about with the quiet confidence of an old spelling. Tatianah became cumquotted and placed a kumquat beside every glass. cumraded adj. Softened by drink into treating every stranger as a mate, companion, or associate. Silence went cumraded and embraced a man who had only asked whether the seat was free. cumraged adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes repeated sexual opportunity for a dependable personal strategy. cumrungaed adj. The drunkenness of one who sees a star-shaped fruit and assumes it has been cut for their convenience. Manuelle became cumrungaed and attempted to issue the carambola as a five-pointed playing piece. cumshaed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every gratuity as a bribe and every bribe as an administrative solution. Nath went cumshaed and tipped the coat-check attendant to decide where the party should continue. cumshawed adj. Softened by drink into offering a tip as though payment could settle an argument already lost. Dentrell became cumshawed and tipped the barman to support his version of the closing time. cumshoted (/ˈkʌm.ʃɒtd/) adj. Still drunk, and aiming the last of the gravy at someone else's dinner plate. cumsicled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the freezer from the cupboard, or a glass of water from supper. Dija was cumsicled, offering Dawneisha a frozen stock cube as though it were pudding. cumslutted (/ˈkʌmslʌtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, and now making improper requests of the kitchen cloths. cumsocked adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a discarded sock for a suitable receptacle and leave it beside the washing machine. Balfour was cumsocked in the utility room, while Alassandra quietly started another wash. cumsportsed adj. Of a drinker: converting the sitting room into a venue for activities best confined to private correspondence. Dajahnae became cumsportsed on the sofa, while Leilia removed the breakable ornaments. cumstained adj. Of a drinker who has left the evening visibly marked upon the upholstery and is pretending not to notice. Breonna was cumstained on the sofa, assuring Harishan that the cushion had always looked like that. cumulabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who gathers glasses, plates and blankets into one increasingly defensible heap. Yonah grew cumulabilitied, collecting every mug in the kitchen around Donnis's chair. cumulanted adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to several separate measures, all pointing towards another biscuit. Minton was cumulanted on the sofa, explaining each drink's contribution to the current condition.