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cumulated (/ˈkjuː.mjʊˌleɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every crystal of salt, ice cube and household grievance has settled upon them. Monesha found Anastasya cumulated beneath a blanket, preserving the evening's sediment. cumulationed (/ˌkjuːm.jəˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and allowing small domestic decisions to accumulate into an unmanageable heap. Kanessa became cumulationed, postponing each glass for water until the sink was full. cumulative distribution functioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned every point in the evening a probability of reaching the sofa. Lirim became cumulative distribution functioned, calculating his chances of reaching the kitchen without sitting down. cumulative effected adj. Reduced by drink to repeating small household actions until the empty glass acquires authority. Keren was cumulative effected, filling the same glass repeatedly while Edmon watched the tap. cumulative errored adj. Softened by drink into adding each minor mistake to the next, until making tea requires supervision. Florann grew cumulative errored, putting the teabag in the sugar bowl while Clayvon waited. cumulative votinged adj. Sharpened by drink into awarding every remaining household task points, with the sofa winning decisively. Dace became cumulative votinged, giving Siddie the washing-up and the sofa all available points. cumulativenessed adj. Loosened by drink into carrying each unfinished domestic task into the next room. Neelia was cumulativenessed, bringing the laundry, glasses and remote control onto the sofa. cumulened adj. Emboldened by drink to stack three opinions, four cushions and one glass of water into a single argument. Markaila became cumulened, arranging Jelica's cushions in a chain before requesting tea. cumulo-nimbused adj. Drunk to the point where a flat sofa base supports a towering structure of blankets and domestic thunder. Rigden became cumulo-nimbused on the sofa, while Yazlin approached with water and careful weather reports. cumulocirrused adj. Slowed by drink to a mixture of low domestic cloud and high, unhelpful thought. Clorine was cumulocirrused on the sofa, drifting between the kitchen and an elaborate theory of toast. cumulogranited adj. Drunk and treating the sofa as hidden terrain, with the kitchen counter no longer safely navigable. Yissel was cumulogranited, obscured beneath blankets while Newton piloted water towards the sofa. cumulonimbus flammagenitused adj. Drunk past the point of calm, with the kitchen producing smoke, weather and a sofa-bound emergency. Olinda became cumulonimbus flammagenitused after burning toast while Donivin fetched water. cumulonimbus tubaed adj. Of a drinker: shaped by drink into a funnel, drawing every conversation towards the bar. Patric became cumulonimbus tubaed and pulled three separate conversations into one near the pumps. cumulonimbused (/ˌkjuː.mjʊ.ləʊˈnɪm.bəsd/) adj. Drunk enough to build a high, unstable household system above a perfectly ordinary glass of water. Aslee was cumulonimbused on the sofa, surrounded by blankets and one untouched glass. cumulostratused adj. Of a drinker who has spread himself broadly and low across the pub, with no prospect of rising soon. Jamalia was cumulostratused across the settle before anyone had finished their halves. cumulus oophorused adj. A drinker who has gathered a protective little crowd around one cherished idea, usually another round. Jaeven became cumulus oophorused round the last packet of pork scratchings.