cuneiformed
cunnered

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cuneiformed (/ˈkjuː.nɪ.fɔːmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that records every thought in blunt little marks, none of them readily decipherable. Rahaf became cuneiformed and left wedge-shaped notes beside every abandoned glass. cuneiformisted adj. Drunk to the extent of explaining ancient wedges to anyone holding a beer near you. Dakarion became cuneiformisted and lectured Cherryle on clay tablets between quiz rounds.
cunetted (/kjuːˈnɛtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a narrow escape from the main crowd, and now occupying the trench beside it. Shonia went cunetted and settled in the narrow gap between the settle and the wall. cuneused adj. Drunk since last orders, and seeing the room as a series of dark wedges rather than separate objects. Yuel became cuneused after last orders and mistook the dartboard for an exit. cuniculided adj. The drunkenness of one who retreats beneath the table and emerges only for provisions. Grahame grew cuniculided beneath the dining table, accepting crisps through the ceremonial gap. cunicultured adj. Reduced by drink to raising rabbits as though the household had made a pastoral commitment. cuniculused adj. Softened by drink into a low passage beneath proceedings, through which conversation occasionally travels. cunied adj. Reduced by drink to advancing like an ordinary seaman on a deck that will not keep still. Rime became cunied on the stairs, bracing against the walls as though the house were at sea. cuniformed adj. Drunk, with the result that each message arrives in compressed marks requiring scholarly interpretation. Harmanpreet turned cuniformed and sent Caidyn six terse messages about the crisps. cunilosided adj. Sharpened by drink into a botanical ester, and then deposited beside the pot plants. Daeyon grew cunilosided after the second bottle, botanically precise and asleep beside the fern. cunited adj. Loosened by drink into a hundred cubic feet of timber, chiefly distributed across one chair. Ireland became cunited and occupied the entire armchair with impressive volumetric confidence. cunjevoied adj. Slowed by drink to the dignified pace of a sea squirt awaiting the tide. Melvene became cunjevoied, taking seven minutes to cross the room and greet the aquarium. cunjied adj. Drunk and attached to the furniture by a coastal invertebrate's quiet determination. Alondra was cunjied to the sofa, unable to explain the marine significance of the cushion. cunned (/tsuːnd/) adj. Softened by drink into measuring every problem with the width of a thumb and finding that sufficient. Alnetia was cunned and judged the gap between tables by her thumb. cunnelled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired senior rank without managing a single coherent order.
cunnered adj. Drunk to the point where every passer-by is a European fish requiring patient observation. Tiahna became cunnered and studied the queue as though it were a tidal pool.