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cunnied (/ˈkʌ.nid/) adj. Describing a drinker who confidently mistakes an intimate subject for suitable public conversation. Alesha went cunnied and offered unsolicited anatomical advice beside the dessert trolley. cunnilinctioned adj. Drunk enough to mistake an intimate technical term for an entirely reasonable dinner-table topic. Reasia grew cunnilinctioned and introduced the subject between the soup and the pudding. cunnilinctored adj. Drunk past the point of professional discretion, and offering services no one has requested. Clevester became cunnilinctored beside the piano, making earnest proposals to the houseplant. cunnilinctused adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing ordinary conversation with a rare technical form and a custard spoon. Dayamy grew cunnilinctused and corrected the menu using an obsolete term. cunnilingisted adj. Drunk, with the result that an alternative professional title is announced at dinner. Harri grew cunnilingisted and introduced himself by an occupational description of doubtful relevance. cunnilingued adj. Drunk beyond the point where an obsolete euphemism can prevent its being used aloud. Abdulwahab grew cunnilingued and employed the obsolete term during the toast. cunnilinguismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a private practice into a public theory, complete with footnotes. Anfal became cunnilinguismed and offered historical commentary between mouthfuls of pie. cunnilinguisted adj. Drunk to a degree that professional dedication survives after all other faculties have retired. cunnilingused (/ˌkʌn.ɪˈlɪŋ.ɡəsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a private technical vocabulary, then found beside the fruit bowl. Detrica became cunnilingused and gave the fruit bowl an unnecessarily formal explanation. cunning folked adj. Drunk by the third round, and claiming semi-professional powers over the pub's recalcitrant tap. Houssam became cunning folked and promised to cure the landlord's dripping tap. cunning linguisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting an elaborate verbal skill whose application remains unclear. Wyomia grew cunning linguisted and delivered a persuasive speech to the vending machine. cunning linguisticsed adj. Still drunk, and treating a private euphemism as a branch of comparative philology. Chrishya was cunning linguisticsed, comparing euphemisms over the remains of the buffet. cunning manned adj. Too drunk to perform magic, but sufficiently persuasive to make the missing keys seem enchanted. Keilana became cunning manned and blamed the vanished keys on a minor household spirit. cunning womanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a burnt omelette as evidence of sorcery. Debraoh grew cunning womanned and declared the smoking frying pan bewitched. cunninged (/ˈkʌnɪŋd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying practical ingenuity in opening a packet of crisps. Millar was cunninged by closing time, defeating the packet with a butter knife. cunninghamed adj. Having drunk enough to tighten every loose thing in sight, including the tablecloth. Kahlilah became cunninghamed and hauled the tablecloth taut with nautical seriousness.