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cunninghamiaed adj. Having drunk more than a tall ornamental evergreen can reasonably absorb, and now leaning decoratively. Gypsy-rose stood cunninghamiaed in the garden, tall, ornamental, and unable to find the door. cunningmanned adj. Drunk and revealing everyone's private mysteries to the wrong people. Ellianah got cunningmanned and told Trezure what the whole table had been pretending not to know. cunningnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every favour comes with a hidden arrangement nobody else was invited to understand. cunny-catchinged adj. Reduced by drink to treating every confident deception as an opportunity for an unnecessarily personal explanation. cunt bucketed adj. You have drunk enough to become a receptacle for other people's irritation, with the company taking turns to empty theirs. cunt bustered adj. Drunk past the point of discretion, and addressing the entire room with the confidence of a man built for intimidation. Izaia went cunt bustered and Kenyce moved the smaller glasses out of reach. cunt capped adj. Drunk beyond dignity, with the evening folded neatly over the top and everyone else left to wear it. cunt droppinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the company supervise you as though you had just learned to walk. Harlee got cunt droppinged and Morise was appointed responsible adult by unanimous agreement. cunt farted adj. Drunk, with the result that every silence acquires an audible contribution and nobody can identify its source. Princetta was cunt farted by pudding, leaving Calbert to blame the chairs. cunt haired adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a very small distance into a committee matter for everyone present. Micheyla got cunt haired and Toccora spent ten minutes guiding her round a puddle. cunt juiced adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming socially adhesive, leaving companions uncertain where conversation ends and rescue begins. Elgan went cunt juiced and Brender could not separate him from the departing waiter. cunt lipsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a few drinks, and speaking with such pronounced edges that others begin answering on your behalf. Hartli became cunt lipsed and Avrion quietly translated the order for the waitress. cunt munched adj. A drinker so far gone that foolishness has become the principal means of communication. cunt munchered adj. Drunk since last orders, and making the surrounding company endure an unsolicited review of everyone's romantic prospects. Japrice got cunt munchered and Kallai moved to the far end of the table. cunt spliced adj. Drunk by the third round, and joining unrelated conversations so neatly that nobody notices until too late. Bethany-mai went cunt spliced and Miles found her discussing football with the birthday cake. cunt whored adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every descent into a public negotiation with gravity. Sherard was cunt whored on the stairs, pausing at each step to reconsider the arrangement.