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cunt-lappered adj. Sufficiently drunk to volunteer for intimate duties without checking the arrangement. Lomax became cunt-lappered and offered assistance to a stranger with misplaced confidence. cunt-whored adj. A drinker who has become unsteady, argumentative, and unable to descend without an audience. Erielle went cunt-whored by the landing, disputing the staircase's account of what had happened. cuntassed adj. Drunk by closing time, and sufficiently contemptuous of ordinary manners to make the farewell last another hour. Solage became cuntassed and Baeley had to retrieve the coat from a stranger's table. cuntbaged adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though consideration for other people were an optional service charge. Anitra got cuntbaged and Kyiesha paid for the drinks she had distributed without asking. cuntbiscuited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cutting remark from a reasonable contribution, leaving the table unusually quiet. Omero became cuntbiscuited and Ld began answering him with the patience reserved for faulty machines. cuntbitched adj. Sufficiently drunk to object to everything in reach, including arrangements that had been made for your benefit. Marquevious got cuntbitched and Yuvette hid the spare keys before the complaints began. cuntbrained adj. Having drunk enough to replace ordinary reasoning with a single, confidently incorrect conclusion. cuntbreathed adj. Having drunk more than the room can politely absorb, and delivering each opinion with its own atmosphere. Muntas became cuntbreathed and Ermela opened a window despite the January weather. cuntbucketed adj. You are drunk and collecting every foolish grievance in the room as though it were your appointed work. Archer-james became cuntbucketed and Kovie stopped mentioning the missing umbrella. cuntdomed adj. Of a drinker: drunk into a temporary reign of bad conduct, with attendants supplied by the nearest friends. Shaimaa entered cuntdomed territory and Ajana took charge of the keys. cunted (/kʌntd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat every interruption as a personal opening, leaving the company to manage the consequences. cunteried adj. Of a drinker who has drunk past civility and made the whole party account for the resulting behaviour. Bonifacio got cunteried and Brynne began settling minor disputes before they became public. cuntfaced adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a face the company can no longer defend in conversation. Jaunita became cuntfaced and Izzet stopped introducing her to people from work. cuntfested adj. A drinker who has turned an ordinary gathering into a prolonged spectacle of unwanted intimacy and poor boundaries. Tyas got cuntfested and Idaliz moved the drinks away from the edge of the table. cuntfucked (/ˈkʌntˌfʌkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the company must distinguish genuine requests from whatever has just been said. Atrina went cuntfucked and Milven began writing down the taxi instructions. cuntfuckered adj. Drunk to a degree that your usefulness to the gathering becomes theoretical. Harvey-george was cuntfuckered and contributed little beyond occupying a chair.