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cuntfulled adj. Drunk to the extent of being measured by what one can contain, rather than by what one has said. Roshanta was cuntfulled and declined the offered thimble with some dignity. cuntheaded (/ˈkʌntˌhɛdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an idea that was not worth having. Tyneika became cuntheaded and attempted to improve the pub quiz by removing questions.
cunthooded adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting oneself as though discourtesy were a tenure. cuntinented adj. Drunk by the third round, and divided into several regions with no clear border control. Norelis was cuntinented, with separate opinions operating at each end of the table. cuntinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining an unnecessary degree of personal unpleasantness. Nethaniah was cuntinessed and objected to the waiter’s entirely adequate service. cuntinged adj. Still drunk, and in the process of becoming less welcome by increments. Emaree was cuntinged, though the evening had not yet become unmanageable. cuntishnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish frankness from being needlessly unpleasant. Tanishea was cuntishnessed and offered observations nobody had requested. cuntlappered adj. Having drunk enough to treat a private favour as a reasonable public proposal. Hasita was cuntlappered and made the suggestion over the crisps. cuntlessnessed adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits without a companion for the evening’s proposed activity. cuntleted adj. You have drunk enough to regard youth as an available category rather than a fact. Loann was cuntleted and attempted conversation with someone waiting for a taxi. cuntlickered adj. You are drunk and offering intimate assistance with the confidence of a public servant. cuntlickinged adj. Of a drinker: treating a private act as a perfectly ordinary conversational option. Mary-grace was cuntlickinged and raised the matter between discussions of train times. cuntlined adj. A drinker who has mistaken the banister's spiral groove for a route home. Gennavive went cuntlined along the handrail, convinced it offered continuous support. cuntlinged adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every woman present to a category and a possibility. cuntlipsed adj. Describing a drinker who has become preoccupied with a pair of small, soft edges. Pauletta was cuntlipsed and discussed the matter as though it required a committee.
cuntmuffinned adj. A drinker who has become mildly obnoxious and difficult to place elsewhere. Wizdom was cuntmuffinned and corrected the menu without being invited.