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cuntmunched adj. The state of being drunk and behaving as though poor judgement were a qualification. Foden was cuntmunched and attempted to negotiate with the self-service machine. cuntmunchered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become foolish, contemptible, and slightly sticky. Kaler was cuntmunchered and left the condiment tray in the wrong department. cuntraged adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a small, absorbent solution to a monthly problem. Battle was cuntraged and searched the bathroom cabinet for something less decorative. cuntributioned adj. Reduced by drink to making a contribution whose relevance is confined to the present company. Llifon was cuntributioned and placed a mysterious item beside the shared expenses. cuntried adj. Sharpened by drink into a country that is small, irritable, and difficult to leave. Harry-jack was cuntried and defended the corner table as sovereign territory. cuntshited adj. Loosened by drink into a contemptible person with few remaining arrangements intact. Had was cuntshited and left the pub carrying someone else’s umbrella. cuntslutted adj. The state of being drunk and indiscriminately amorous, with standards formally suspended for the evening. Atticus described Catrell as cuntslutted, though the observation was not invited or required. cuntstained adj. Too drunk to keep your balance, and inclined to describe everyone nearby in terms of their supposed defects. Keygan became cuntstained on the stairs, leaning into each banister as though it had insulted him. cuntstered adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose coordination while retaining a remarkably firm opinion of other people. Nalea got cuntstered halfway up the stairs and blamed the banister for moving. cuntsuckered (/ˈkʌntsʌkəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to attempt delicate work with the concentration and balance of a collapsing man. Dorvin went cuntsuckered on the stairs and missed both the step and the intended direction. cuntwaded adj. Having drunk more than your balance can carry, yet continuing uphill with misplaced determination. Vetta became cuntwaded before the staircase, gripping the rail and negotiating each step individually. cuntwaffled (/ˈkʌnt̚ˌwɔfəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to become contemptuous, unsteady, and unexpectedly committed to a complicated opinion. Vicci was cuntwaffled on the landing, delivering a lengthy judgement between two failed steps. cuntweaselled adj. You are drunk and moving sideways through conversations, doorways, and occasionally the stairs. Deisy went cuntweaselled in the hallway, emerging from each doorway at a different angle. cuntweeded adj. Of a drinker: contemptible in manner, loose in balance, and gradually spreading across the available furniture. Ousman was cuntweeded on the staircase, occupying the rail, two steps, and everyone's patience. cuntwhackered adj. Of a drinker who has lost the fine control of his limbs but retained an appetite for blunt gestures. Masey was cuntwhackered, striking the banister each time he attempted another step. cuntwhored adj. A drinker so far gone that a straightforward staircase becomes a personal and largely verbal ordeal. Leyka was cuntwhored on the stairs, addressing each step before deciding whether to trust it.