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cuntwiped adj. The state of being drunk and visibly rubbed of judgement, direction, and reliable coordination. cuntzillaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become formidable in temper and unreliable on stairs. Navea was cuntzillaed by the second landing, roaring at anyone who suggested sitting down. cup bearered adj. Drunk to the extent of ceremonially filling everyone’s glasses, including those already being returned. Semiya went cup bearered and appointed herself keeper of the final round. cup checked adj. Sharpened by drink into testing every step, threshold, and unsuspecting companion with the same light impact. Emaly went cup checked on the staircase, tapping each riser before committing to it. cup cheesed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, spreadable presence that settles wherever the evening puts you. In was cup cheesed by the stairs, sliding gently down two steps and remaining there. cup custarded adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the stairs as a dessert course requiring no further preparation. Maslyn became cup custarded and announced that the staircase looked perfectly manageable from the floor. cup dischargered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured progress of something launched from a barrel only after prolonged consideration. Ludwik was cup dischargered on the stairs, advancing one careful, explosive-looking step at a time. cup finalled adj. Drunk and treating the last flight of stairs as a competition whose rules have not been agreed. Kianti went cup finalled on the staircase, celebrating each completed step as a decisive victory. cup fungused adj. Drunk to the point where you have adopted the shape of your seat and spread quietly into it. Jovahn became cup fungused at the foot of the stairs, rising only when gravity permitted. cup galled adj. Drunk enough to develop a tender, inconvenient swelling of confidence around every minor achievement. Taisley was cup galled after reaching the stairs, proud of each step and suspicious of the next. cup holdered adj. Having drunk enough to become a stationary receptacle, preserving a cup while abandoning all other duties. Angeleque was cup holdered beside the taxi rank, guarding a drink with bureaucratic seriousness. cup lichened adj. Drunk past the point of purposeful movement, adhering quietly to a surface and acquiring a faintly mossy patience. Lameshia went cup lichened beside the staircase, remaining there through two changes of conversation. cup mossed adj. Drunk beyond useful coordination, settling on the nearest horizontal surface with slow, greenish permanence. Eugene became cup mossed halfway up the stairs and accepted the step as his evening's accommodation. cup mothed adj. Of a drinker who has settled discreetly into the lampshade, with the evening’s brightest attraction. Kaleal went cup mothed beside the bar light and declined the taxi home. cup noodlesed adj. Describing a drinker who has become hot, crinkly and committed to eating directly from the container on the journey home. Elainy arrived cup noodlesed, carrying chopsticks and no recollection of ordering supper. cup o' joed adj. A drinker so far gone that coffee is treated as a recall to the starting line. Dulcy became cup o' joed at closing time and requested a restorative coffee from the kebab shop.