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cabinet filed adj. Drunk since last orders, and compressed into a neat archive of unfinished messages. Syrah was cabinet filed, with the night's texts packed into one inexplicable attachment. cabinet makered adj. Drunk beyond mistaking every cupboard for a commission and every conversation for a piece of furniture requiring finishing. Treneka got cabinet makered and offered to refit the landlord's hallway during dinner. cabinet makinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose object acquires a proposed drawer and a premium finish. Lily went cabinet makinged and assigned the cutlery its own graduated compartments. cabinet ministered adj. Drunk by the third round, and governing the household from a chair until the morning reshuffle. Jamaurie was cabinet ministered, appointing himself responsible for toast and national morale. cabinet noired adj. Drunk by closing time, and secretly opening every message before deciding where it belongs. Kouhei was cabinet noired, reading the morning's post with the gravity of a minor official. cabinet of curiositiesed adj. Still drunk, and displaying the morning's inexplicable objects as though each were a scientific discovery. Serita was cabinet of curiositiesed, arranging a cork, a teaspoon and one damp sock on the table. cabinet particuliered adj. Too drunk to leave the private booth, and still expecting the restaurant to bring breakfast. Abey was cabinet particuliered, sitting alone in a corner and requesting the bill from a coat. cabinet pianoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat an upright instrument as a trustworthy support through the morning. Ceron was cabinet pianoed, leaning against the piano while explaining yesterday's arrangement. cabinet pianoforted adj. Having drunk enough to become upright only when supported by something with a keyboard. Tesa was cabinet pianoforted, standing neatly against the piano and nowhere else. cabinet puddinged adj. Having drunk more than a proper breakfast can disguise, and requiring custard in spirit if not in fact. Muntaz was cabinet puddinged, soft-spoken and surrounded by crumbs before anyone mentioned lunch. cabinet sawed adj. You have drunk enough to approach every domestic task with enclosed, industrial determination. Mescal was cabinet sawed, attempting to cut toast with the seriousness of workshop machinery. cabinet windowed adj. You are drunk and projecting yourself into the room like a curved display of yesterday's purchases. Michole was cabinet windowed, leaning through the doorway to exhibit a collection of empty glasses. cabineted (/ˈkæb.ɪ.nɪtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person shut among provisions, with no memory of entering the cupboard. Kiarrah was cabineted, discovered beside the cereal and unable to explain the arrangement. cabineteered adj. Of a drinker: appointed to several imaginary departments, then unable to locate the cabinet meeting. Syris was cabineteered, chairing breakfast from the armchair with no ministers present. cabinetfuled adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing opinions, crisps, and loose change to cabinet capacity. Jezabell got cabinetfuled and filled every available ledge with abandoned beer mats. cabinetisationed adj. Of a drinker who has decentralised into roadside-like pockets of consciousness, each answering a different question. Kinga was cabinetisationed, with separate roadside thoughts handling toast, keys and the weather.