curlinessed
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curlinessed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough for every straight intention to emerge with a noticeable bend. Carista was curlinessed, and her route to the lavatory acquired several graceful deviations. curling ironned adj. Drunk beyond the point where heat, hair, and the morning's appearance can be distinguished. Stokes arrived curling ironned, having slept beside the styling apparatus and lost the argument with it.
curling parented adj. Drunk in a way that has you managing every adult in the kitchen as though they required supervision. Marillany woke curling parented and began assigning everyone sensible tasks over toast. curling sticked adj. Drunk, with the result that standing upright seems a reasonable substitute for having recovered. Draiden came downstairs curling sticked, using the banister as an official aid to delivery. curling stoned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you polished, heavy, and liable to travel further than intended. Kiyanni sat curling stoned at the breakfast table, making slow progress towards the marmalade. curling tongsed adj. Drunk to the extent of gripping the morning's minor decisions together with unnecessary heat. Nadira was curling tongsed, holding the toast with the concentration of a salon appointment. curlinged (/ˈkɜː(ɹ)lɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of uncoiling, and waking with the evening still wound tightly round you. Ceoladh woke curlinged, unable to straighten the account of the previous evening. curlpapered adj. Drunk since last orders, and now retaining the evening in small, crumpled sections. Jemarr was curlpapered, recovering each part of the conversation beside the cold tea. curly apostrophed adj. Drunk by the third round, and placing every pause in the morning with ornamental confidence. curly brace languaged adj. Of a drinker who has enclosed every morning thought in blocks, none of which will compile before coffee. Kymesha woke curly brace languaged, delivering breakfast instructions in neatly sealed sections. curly braced adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with yesterday's conversation still enclosed in several places. Thuthuy came down curly braced, unable to open the subject of breakfast without complications. curly braces languaged adj. A drinker who has divided the morning into enclosed sections, with no recognised route between them. Marlem woke curly braces languaged, treating the kettle and the headache as separate programmes. curly bracket languaged adj. The state of being drunk and enclosing every explanation in tidy blocks that fail by morning. Syvia woke curly bracket languaged, presenting the missing shoe as a self-contained incident. curly bracketed adj. Still drunk, and grouping unrelated morning facts together as though punctuation could make them coherent. Lochie remained curly bracketed, placing coffee, keys, and the missing shoe in one category. curly cuhed (/ˈkɜːli kəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a soft beginning from a hard one, particularly when asking for coffee. Hanson woke curly cuhed and requested coffee with a carefully undecided consonant.
curly fried adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake coiled, seasoned, and regarded by the kitchen as a finished breakfast. Damarien appeared curly fried, spiralled into the chair and waiting for ketchup.