currawonged
currency lassed

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currawonged (/ˈkʌɹəwɒŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a large, dark, deliberate presence, still convinced the room is yielding ground. curred (/kʌrd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a person both contemptible and unmistakably attached to the public house.
currenced adj. Drunk and treating a private opinion as though it were already in general circulation. Ezmae became currenced and announced that everyone had agreed to move the party elsewhere. currencied (/ˈkʌɹ.ən.sid/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard every object in the kitchen as a possible means of payment. currency adjustment factored adj. You are drunk and recalculating the evening according to an obsolete household tariff. Pipper got currency adjustment factored and charged the family for access to the kettle. currency banded adj. Of a drinker: bundled tightly around one remaining purpose, usually obtaining a glass of water. Krasimir became currency banded and stacked the cushions into one orderly bundle. currency basketed adj. Of a drinker who has gathered several currencies of comfort into one unstable domestic portfolio. Wyonna got currency basketed, combining tea, water, toast and a blanket on the sofa. currency cocktailed adj. Describing a drinker who has mixed several domestic remedies without establishing which one works. Tonni became currency cocktailed after combining coffee, cordial and three glasses of water. currency coded adj. A drinker who assigns three-letter codes to every glass, mug and bottle within reach. Pascal got currency coded and labelled the water jug with an unexplained abbreviation. currency controlled adj. You are drunk and permitting access to your limbs only in carefully rationed exchanges. currency crisised adj. The state of being drunk and watching the household’s small reserves lose value by the minute. currency detectored adj. The condition of a drinker who tests every note, coin and receipt for signs of authenticity. Marleigha became currency detectored and inspected the shopping receipt under the lamp. currency exchanged adj. The drunkenness of one who has changed every useful household item into something negotiable. Naveen got currency exchanged and offered the television remote for a glass of water. currency interventioned adj. Reduced by drink to buying and selling imaginary household money in support of domestic policy. Jackhenry became currency interventioned and attempted to stabilise the biscuit supply. currency ladded adj. Softened by drink into a cheerful fellow who mistakes the kitchen for a place of public administration. Titouan got currency ladded and appointed himself minister of the household kettle.
currency lassed adj. Sharpened by drink into a young woman with strong views on the correct placement of every mug. Tanyon became currency lassed and reorganised the mugs before accepting the water.