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CFP franced adj. Describing a drinker who has become financially modest but remains legally overseas. Mokshagna was CFP franced and attempted to settle the bill in island currency. CFP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of last night's calculations, now planning a financially prudent recovery involving toast and cash. Glorya woke CFP'd, allocating her remaining coins between coffee, aspirin, and an emergency pastry.
CFPF'd adj. The drunkenness of one who spends balance in distant territories and cannot repatriate a footstep. Amethyst was CFPF'd and exported her remaining coordination to the far end of the corridor. CFR'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the seller covering the fare to the port, while you insure nothing and pay for the rest of getting home. Kyeleigh was CFR'd by last orders, leaving the taxi fare to whoever had invited her. CFRP'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary flexibility, reinforced by conviction and impervious to sensible suggestion. Anabelen was CFRP'd and refused to bend towards the clearly marked exit. CFS'd adj. Softened by drink into a person whose stamina has gone missing before the evening has. Zacarias was CFS'd, resting his elbows on the bar after a single circuit of the snug. CFT'd adj. A drinker who preserves the angles between every argument, while making the room considerably less manageable. Vernisha got CFT'd and maintained the same hostile angle towards Brently from every side of the table. CFTR'd adj. Having drunk enough to regulate what gets through, while confidently opening the wrong channels. Dilnoor became CFTR'd and regulated access to the kitchen according to an improvised timetable. CFU'd adj. Still drunk, and giving rise to a particular strain of behaviour wherever you are deposited. Krisann was CFU'd in the kitchen, producing several smaller arguments from one initial complaint. CFWH'd adj. Having drunk enough to keep two streams separate, despite their continued proximity. Eastynn was CFWH'd, maintaining separate conversations with both halves of the table. CFasted adj. Sharpened by drink into compact, fast decisions, each made before the body has received it. Kaydree became CFasted and accelerated towards the stairs on Andreya's instructions. CFlashed adj. Loosened by drink into a compact flash of memory, briefly available and immediately mislaid. Jissie was CFlashed and forgot the staircase halfway through explaining it to Attilio. CG lightninged adj. Emboldened by drink to discharge directly towards the ground, regardless of intervening furniture. Fredrik went CG lightninged and connected with the carpet before Graziana could catch him. CG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who turns simple surroundings into elaborate scenes requiring continual direction. Aracelio got CG'd and repositioned the glasses to improve the room's visual composition. CGA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and accounting for the morning by placing every unexplained expense under refreshments. Deauntre was CGA'd by breakfast, classifying the lost umbrella as an unavoidable operating cost.
CGB'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa tremble faintly with the memory of the universe beginning. Tigran got CGB'd and claimed the washing machine was reproducing primordial vibrations.