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cussered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who answers the kettle chiefly with profanity. Jean-daniel was cussered by the sink, swearing whenever the tap dripped. cussfested adj. Softened by drink into a domestic scene in which the kitchen receives sustained verbal attention. Geoggrey became cussfested after knocking the tea towel into the sink. cussinged (/ˈkʌsɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a running commentary of bad language directed at ordinary household tasks. Tood was cussinged while attempting to fill a glass at the kitchen tap. cussoed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a tree's medicinal flowers seem a dependable answer to every complaint. Jumanne became cussoed and recommended Ethiopian flowers for the landlord's missing umbrella. cussworded adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned every domestic interruption into a forbidden phrase. Chanaye became cussworded when the kettle clicked off before she was ready. custard appled adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the kitchen with tropical confidence and no clear purpose. Geoffrey got custard appled and searched the kitchen cupboards for an exotic supper. custard cannonned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even the most basic domestic manoeuvre requires careful aiming. Jacquana, custard cannonned, took three attempts to reach the glass of water. custard creamed adj. Drunk and sandwiched between the sofa cushions, with the firmness of a biscuit and little prospect of rising. custard launchered adj. Drunk to the point where rising from the sofa is discussed as a distant household project. custard peached adj. Drunk enough to flatten gently into the sofa and remain there, rounded and content. Josimar was custard peached before the kettle had finished boiling. custard pied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between the sofa and a suitable place to cool and settle. Shennel became custard pied and settled on the sofa with remarkable finality. custard powdered adj. Drunk beyond useful coherence, yet still convinced that milk and a saucepan will solve matters. Khyson got custard powdered and searched the kitchen for a saucepan at midnight. custard sliced adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person neatly divided between the sofa, the kitchen, and no further plans. Durah ended up custard sliced between the sofa cushions and a forgotten plate. custard squashed adj. Drunk, with the result that the person becomes a flattened domestic object beside the sofa. Christianjay was custard squashed against the sofa after attempting to retrieve a blanket. custard tarted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person sweetly settled, pastry-still and awaiting the morning. Makaio became custard tarted on the sofa, holding a plate with ceremonial care. custard winded adj. Drunk on the strength of a cold draught from the kitchen, and consequently wrapped in every available blanket. Abdelkader became custard winded when the kitchen window was left ajar.