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custom housed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the doorway becomes a port, and entry and exit require clearance.
Heatherlyn grew
custom housed
and demanded clearance before crossing the pub’s narrow doorway.
custom vehicled
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and altered for the journey home in ways no mechanic approved.
customablenessed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who follows the familiar route so faithfully that the wrong staircase becomes correct.
Zacharian went
customablenessed
and took the usual turn into the broom cupboard.
customaried
(/ˈkʌs.tə.m(ə.)ɹid/)
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to recite the evening’s rules and usages while inventing most of them.
Nohelly became
customaried
and quoted imaginary pub laws about who should buy the next round.
customarinessed
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish ordinary pub practice from a binding personal custom.
Cennie was
customarinessed
and insisted that every round required the same toast.
customary international lawed
adj.
Slowed by drink to observe every social convention as though it were binding across sovereign states.
Braneisha spent twenty minutes negotiating the crisps,
customary international lawed
beyond practical assistance.
customary marriaged
adj.
Drunk and solemnly negotiating the terms of a lifelong union with the person holding the peanuts.
Mckinzley became
customary marriaged
and demanded witnesses before sharing the last olive.
customary united
adj.
Drunk to the point where an American quantity is treated as a universal standard, including the final chip.
customed
(/ˈkʌstəmd/)
adj.
Drunk in a way that repeats the same pub ritual until it appears to have legal force.
Sorina grew
customed
and ordered the same round for people who had already gone home.
customer accounted
adj.
Reduced by drink to keeping a running tally of glasses, steps and people who have stopped listening.
Matekino became
customer accounted
and counted the stairs aloud, twice.
customer based
adj.
Drunk beyond individual identity, becoming instead a small but persistent market.
Louis-antoine was
customer based
and assessed every surface for its commercial potential.
customer cared
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes the comfort of every nearby stranger a personal administrative duty.
Armetha grew
customer cared
and adjusted everyone’s chairs without being asked.
customer experienced
adj.
Drunk, with the result that ordering a sandwich becomes a complete sensory and behavioural journey.
Dannish was
customer experienced
and described the napkin as a significant emotional touchpoint.
customer relationshipped
adj.
Drunk to the extent of confusing a brief transaction with an enduring institutional bond.
Toleen became
customer relationshipped
and asked the bartender about their shared future.
customer researched
adj.
Drunk on the strength of having investigated every available purchase and reached no conclusion.
Naadir grew
customer researched
and compared the crisps by methodology rather than flavour.
customer resistanced
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and declining every sensible suggestion with the dignity of a public campaign.
Sharree was
customer resistanced
and opposed the taxi on grounds of principle.
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