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customer serviced adj. Drunk by the third round, and providing assistance to patrons whose difficulties are chiefly imaginary. customer success managered adj. Still drunk, and personally assisting an acquaintance to extract maximum value from a single sandwich. Theresea was customer success managered and prepared a roadmap for finishing the chips. customer successed adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every purchase by the happiness it has failed to produce. Marcele was customer successed and pursued satisfaction through a final, unnecessary sausage roll. customer supported adj. Too drunk to purchase anything without guidance, reassurance, and a brief explanation of the till. customered (/ˈkʌstəməd/) adj. Drunk enough to become a regular purchaser of whatever is nearest the till. Devente grew customered and returned to the bar for a receipt he had never requested. customerizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require every ordinary object to be tailored to an increasingly narrow preference. Finleigh was customerizationed and requested a personalised route to the lavatory. customershipped adj. Having drunk enough to regard the act of buying one drink as a settled social identity. Timeka was customershipped and introduced herself to the landlord as a long-standing client. customhoused adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub entrance as an official port of entry and departure. Karyann became customhoused and began clearing friends through the doorway one at a time. customisabilitied adj. Having drunk more than the available options can accommodate, and attempting to personalise the furniture. Erron was customisabilitied and asked whether the bar stool came in a more supportive configuration. customisationed adj. You are drunk and altering every available arrangement, ultimately personalising the position of your coat. Taylen became customisationed and modified the seating plan for a party of one. customisered adj. Of a drinker who has commissioned improvements to every object within reach, including the ashtray. Mistee was customisered and offered the landlord a revised layout for the condiments. customizabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to believe the ordinary evening can still be configured to your exact requirements. Joedon was customizabilitied and requested a bespoke version of the pub’s only sandwich. customizationed adj. Of a drinker: modifying the evening to personal requirements, chiefly by adding mayonnaise. Jason-lee was customizationed and redesigned the standard sandwich with considerable solemnity. customizered adj. Describing a drinker who provides bespoke solutions where a conventional one would have sufficed. Janziel was customizered and engineered a personalised method of carrying two pints. customs and excised adj. A drinker who taxes every remaining activity until only the walk home is left. Sharren was customs and excised, levying a charge on each chip before eating it. customs clearanced adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone present must explain what they brought into the conversation.