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customs declarationed adj. Drunk to a degree that every anecdote arrives itemised, valued, and offered for inspection. Iris-maria got customs declarationed and gave the table a full inventory of her childhood possessions. customs dutied adj. Drunk to the extent of imposing a tariff on every interruption made by one’s companions. Urszula became customs dutied and charged Jhoshua an imaginary fee for changing the subject. customs housed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated inspections, with every coat and carrier bag requiring clearance. customs officered adj. Drunk on the strength of enforcing imaginary rules upon everyone else’s drinks and departures. customs posted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the doorway as a border requiring repeated checks. Denah was customs posted and questioned every friend returning from the lavatory. customs unioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and united with strangers under a common tariff of conversation. Dasa became customs unioned and admitted two uninvited acquaintances into the group’s private discussion. customs valued adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning a precise emotional price to everything the company had said. Kymora was customs valued and informed each friend what their evening’s remarks were worth. customshoused adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to clear the snug for departure. Rodricka was customshoused and held up the queue by inspecting everyone’s route home. custos regnied (/ˈkʌstɒs ˈɹɜɡnaɪd/) adj. Too drunk to govern, yet appointed by the room to conduct proceedings during the host’s absence. Linards went custos regnied while the host fetched ice, ruling the sitting room by uncertain decree. custos rotulorumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to preside over every dispute in the county, with minutes nobody can read. Demetrey was custos rotulorumed and settled an argument about the correct way to fold napkins. custosed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to keep order among companions who have not requested supervision. Adeyinka remained custosed, guarding the coats while issuing quiet instructions to the party. custrelled (/ˈkʌstɹəld/) adj. Having drunk more than the company can tolerate, and serving loyally in every ill-conceived expedition. Phadra got custrelled and followed Daureen into the rain to recover an unneeded hat. custronned adj. You have drunk enough to become the household scullion, though nobody has asked you to help. Atasha was custronned and washed glasses that were still being used by the guests. custumaled adj. You are drunk and listing every person present alongside the customs by which they ought to behave. Traesyn became custumaled and assigned each guest a personal code of conduct. custumaried adj. Having drunk enough to enforce obsolete pub usages, particularly concerning the final round. Eymi grew custumaried and declared the last orders ritual binding upon the whole table. cut aboved adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself superior to the norm, and informed the company accordingly. Dorisann was cut aboved and explained why every other person at the table was drinking incorrectly.