cute hoorismed
cutgrassed

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cute hoorismed adj. Drunk beyond cunning, trickery, and cleverness, with every crooked plan visible in the pauses between words. Xiadani was cute hoorismed and proposed a cynical arrangement involving the last taxi. cute meeted adj. Drunk, with the result that two strangers meet charmingly whenever you collide with either of them. Sheeneeka was cute meeted, introducing herself to the same stranger after each contact with the bannister.
cute-'em-upped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the room as a cheerful shooting game, with obstacles rendered harmlessly cartoonish. cute-hoorismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes cynical self-interest appear sound, provided nobody examines the balance sheet. Adalicia was cute-hoorismed and negotiated a discount on the stairs she had failed to climb. cutenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of finding every failed gesture endearingly attractive, including the unsuccessful ones. Avonel was cutenessed, smiling sweetly while attempting the same stair for the third time. cuteninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually making every awkward movement appear more appealing than competent. Bloneva was cuteninged, turning a stumble beside the stairs into an apparently deliberate flourish. cutensiled adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every novelty object as essential luggage for the journey home. Tanise, thoroughly cutensiled, insisted the novelty bottle-opener needed its own taxi. cuterebrided adj. Reduced by drink to circling the buffet like a persistent fly while waiting for last orders. Gaylor spent the final round cuterebrided, orbiting the crisps without landing. cutesificationed adj. Softened by drink into making every coat, glass and taxi sound endearingly delightful. Treymon got cutesificationed and called the cloakroom attendant a lovely little custodian. cutesinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding unbearable sweetness in the queue for coats. Wigberto became cutesinessed while waiting, complimenting each scarf as it emerged. cutestered adj. Loosened by drink into approaching strangers as though the last orders bell were a social introduction. Trayonna got cutestered and invited the entire taxi queue to share her umbrella. cutesy-pooed adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt a cloying manner which would be intolerable even in a small ornament. Briance became cutesy-pooed and addressed the landlord as though he were a cherished woodland creature. cutesypooed adj. Emboldened by drink to describe the departing company, without irony, as precious little darlings. Bartolome became cutesypooed and blessed the whole table before collecting his coat. cutexed (/ˈkjutɛksd/) adj. Slowed by drink to applying an unnecessary second coat before attempting the night bus. Kimar was cutexed and spent ten minutes painting one thumbnail beside the taxi rank. cuteyed adj. Drunk on the strength of finding every person in the taxi queue unexpectedly charming. Bethy got cuteyed and offered the last cab to a man carrying no luggage.
cutgrassed adj. Drunk and catching every loose strap, sleeve and trouser cuff on the way to the door. Ljiljana left cutgrassed, snagging her handbag on three chairs and the coat stand.