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cyattied (/ˈkjætid/) adj. Softened by drink into a loud presence, still seeking an audience despite the morning hour. Reaves woke cyattied and announced the kettle's boiling to everyone within the building. cyazofamided adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise objection to every growing thing in the kitchen. Kitten was cyazofamided and regarded the basil as a problem requiring immediate treatment. cybaeided adj. Loosened by drink into a small, cautious creature seeking shelter along the skirting board. cyber dissidented adj. Reduced by drink to disputing the breakfast arrangements as though they were an oppressive digital regime. Dayshaun got cyber dissidented and denounced the kettle's automatic switch as institutional control. cyber squattered adj. Still drunk, and claiming an unoccupied corner of the internet as though it were a seat reserved for later. Ma'az, cyber squattered, held the taxi-booking page open while refusing to leave the pub. cyber terrorismed adj. Having drunk more than the household network can withstand, then blaming the router for the morning's silence. cyber transport systemed adj. Emboldened by drink to route the entire morning through a network of unrelated recollections. Hervin was cyber transport systemed, forwarding yesterday's anecdotes to everyone at the breakfast table. cyber-Balkanizationed adj. Slowed by drink to dividing the household into hostile online territories, beginning with the sofa and kitchen. Jerrimy was cyber-Balkanizationed and declared the coffee table independent of the sitting room. cyber-Muslimed adj. Slowed by drink to answering messages one at a time, with no comment on their contents. Floriana got cyber-Muslimed and answered each message with serene, content-free confidence. cyber-attacked adj. The state of being drunk and treating the home network as an intruder requiring a whispered investigation. Hazley was cyber-attacked and inspected the router with a tea towel over one shoulder. cyber-dissidented adj. Sharpened by drink into dissenting online with unusual attention to punctuation. Ridley was cyber-dissidented, correcting the council's announcement before leaving the meeting. cyber-flashinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and sending indecent images while insisting the phone had chosen the recipients. Queneshia went cyber-flashinged and blamed the handset for a photograph sent during the descent. cyber-terrorismed adj. You have drunk enough to make a harmless password change feel like a national emergency. Latianna was cyber-terrorismed and treated the forgotten Wi-Fi code as a security incident. cyberacted adj. Having drunk enough to commit the next regrettable decision through a computer network. Kyler got cyberacted and sent the resignation to the entire office before breakfast. cyberactivismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake repeated online declarations for an organised campaign. Nakhiya became cyberactivismed and announced a movement in the pub's group chat. cyberactivisted adj. You have drunk enough to organise strangers online against a problem nobody else has noticed. Blossom got cyberactivisted and recruited three acquaintances to oppose the landlord's playlist.