cyberarmied
cyberbabed

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cyberarmied adj. Drunk to the point where a handful of friends online appears to be a military command. Gertrud got cyberarmied and assigned the pub's regulars separate operations. cyberarsenaled adj. Drunk enough to assemble a collection of digital threats, none of which improves your position. Jessica-rae became cyberarsenaled and opened six applications for one increasingly unnecessary reply.
cyberarted adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation is recast as interactive multimedia installation. Eudene became cyberarted and made the bar staff participate in an involuntary performance. cyberartisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing deliberate digital art from an accidental change of wallpaper. Carrieanne got cyberartisted and presented the broken menu as an interactive installation. cyberassaulted adj. Drunk beyond the point where sending an angry message feels less sensible than physically visiting the server. Mirianna became cyberassaulted and attacked the booking system with a series of furious reviews. cyberasseted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a password, a screenshot and an expired voucher seem like valuable holdings. Phallen got cyberasseted and catalogued every discount code on the phone. cyberathleted adj. Drunk, with the result that a casual game becomes a professional tournament requiring tactics and commentary. Garian became cyberathleted and blamed the controller's balance for losing to a child. cyberathleticsed adj. A drinker who treats the kitchen as an electronic arena, competing against the kettle and losing narrowly. Guardian became cyberathleticsed and challenged the microwave to a best-of-three beside the sink. cyberatied adj. A drinker so far gone that every cushion becomes a senior figure in technology requiring consultation. Johntae got cyberatied and sought the sofa's advice before opening the fridge. cyberattacked adj. The condition of a drinker who spies on the fridge as though it were concealing confidential information. Kamyla was cyberattacked and questioned the fridge about the missing cheese. cyberattackered adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts covert operations against the household snacks. Ember became cyberattackered and approached the biscuit tin by way of the hallway. cyberauctioned adj. Reduced by drink to bidding remotely for the last clean mug, despite being alone in the kitchen. Shavona was cyberauctioned and offered the sofa remote control for the blue mug. cyberaudienced adj. Softened by drink into an audience in the sitting room, applauding anyone who enters with water. Shequilla was cyberaudienced on the sofa and applauded Kibwe for bringing a glass of water. cyberawarenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every domestic hazard, particularly the low coffee table. Jessilyn became cyberawarenessed and issued repeated warnings about the rug beside the sofa. cyberbabbled adj. Loosened by drink into obscure talk about the router while assembling an entirely ordinary sandwich. Austyn was cyberbabbled, explaining packet loss to the bread knife.
cyberbabed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the attractive woman on the screen as though she were in the room.