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cyberbalkanizationed adj. Drunk and splitting the home network into rival domestic regions with separate snack policies. Harace was cyberbalkanizationed and assigned the biscuit tin to an autonomous kitchen authority. cyberbanked adj. Drunk to the point where the fridge is treated as an Internet bank for leftovers. Richaud was cyberbanked and attempted to withdraw half a lasagne from the fridge. cyberbankinged adj. Drunk enough to conduct routine household transactions from the sofa, with the remote as authentication. Zylon was cyberbankinged and transferred the last biscuit into his own account. cyberbarriered adj. Drunk past the point of crossing the small gap between the sofa and the kitchen. Zenna was cyberbarriered by the rug and requested diplomatic assistance from the armchair. cyberbattled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor disagreement into a campaign conducted entirely in imagined cyberspace. Jonaye became cyberbattled and issued tactical updates during an argument about table numbers. cyberbazaared adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every conversation as an online market in which something must be traded. Kalynda became cyberbazaared and attempted to exchange compliments for control of the music. cyberbeggared adj. Drunk beyond dignity, requesting online donations towards a takeaway already present in the kitchen. Casius was cyberbeggared and solicited contributions for chips while holding the full carton. cyberbegginged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every household message into a request for money or snacks. Vernisha was cyberbegginged and asked three relatives to sponsor the journey to the fridge. cyberbeinged adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a complete habitat and standing seems theoretical. Zyannah was cyberbeinged, settled among cushions as though the sitting room were an entire planet. cyberblackmailed adj. Drunk to a degree that minor household secrets are deployed to obtain the better cushion. Kiyora was cyberblackmailed and threatened to reveal who finished the biscuits unless given the corner seat. cyberboled (/saɪˈbɜːbəlid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming that the Internet can wash dishes, make tea, and find the remote. cyberbooked adj. Drunk on the strength of a digital volume, reading the same paragraph beside the untouched kettle. Cailean was cyberbooked on the sofa, scrolling through one recipe without reaching the kitchen. cyberbordered adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining a carefully negotiated frontier between sofa and kitchen. Sanjaya was cyberbordered, refusing to cross the rug without written permission from the cushions. cyberbreached adj. Drunk by the third round, and allowing the kitchen's security arrangements to collapse completely. Haisten was cyberbreached and left the biscuit cupboard open for anyone in the sitting room. cyberbrided adj. Drunk by closing time, and awaiting a spouse ordered online, preferably carrying water. Sinae was cyberbrided on the sofa, expecting Aubryana to arrive with tea and legal documents. cyberbridged adj. The state of being drunk and attempting, by breakfast, to reconnect two incompatible halves of last night's conversation. Lorenzia woke cyberbridged, joining the taxi story to the toast as though they were separate networks.