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cyberbuddied adj. Still drunk, and communicating exclusively with one remote friend while physically sharing the sofa. Ashleyn was cyberbuddied, messaging Kaylena from the opposite end of the sofa about the water. cyberbullied adj. Sharpened by drink into picking fights from behind a screen, then apologising to the wrong account. Christiana got cyberbullied and sent the landlord three hostile messages about the dartboard. cyberbullyinged adj. Loosened by drink into making the pub's petty grievances everyone's problem through a phone. cyberbusinessed adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct serious commercial dealings from the end of the bar. Alvenia went cyberbusinessed and offered the pub's spare stool to an investor. cybercafed adj. Slowed by drink to ordering a virtual coffee, then waiting patiently for the internet to pour it. Dya was cybercafed, tapping the pub tablet and asking whether the broadband took sugar. cybercampaigned adj. Drunk and canvassing online for a cause whose principal policy is another round. Clydel was cybercampaigned, soliciting signatures against the pub's regrettable choice of music. cybercapitaled adj. Drunk to the point where loose change is treated as an online investment portfolio. Nihaal got cybercapitaled and called the bar tab a diversified digital holding. cybercapitalismed adj. Drunk enough to turn every shared round into a market and every friend into a funding source. Khyson became cybercapitalismed, pitching subscriptions for access to his crisps. cybercapitalisted adj. Drunk past the point of seeing a free drink as anything other than an acquisition opportunity. Darnley was cybercapitalisted, buying influence with the last unopened bag of nuts. cybercartographered adj. Drunk beyond locating the lavatory without plotting its route across several screens. Flarence got cybercartographered and mapped the distance from bar to toilet in painstaking detail. cybercartographied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the pub into a multimedia map, with every stool marked as hazardous. Clhoe went cybercartographied and labelled the route to the loos with arrows and stars. cybercashed adj. Drunk, with the result that a tap of the phone feels indistinguishable from handing over money. Anonda got cybercashed and tried to buy a packet of crisps with a screenshot of her balance. cybercasinoed adj. Drunk to a degree that the fruit machine appears to offer a respectable retirement plan. cybercasted adj. Drunk to the extent of broadcasting the evening's private remarks to everyone with a signal. Shenikwa was cybercasted, streaming her verdict on the quiz team from the corner booth. cybercastered adj. Drunk on the strength of an audience that consists chiefly of people who have muted you. Treneice got cybercastered and narrated the darts match to six silent contacts. cybercelebritied adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that recognition follows from having posted the evening online. Tyjier got cybercelebritied and signed a receipt for a stranger who had not asked.