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cybercensored adj. Drunk by the third round, and removing from the conversation anything that contradicts the latest opinion. Madyx got cybercensored and deleted every message mentioning the abandoned kebab. cybercensorshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly editing the evening until no embarrassing incident remains. Mainou became cybercensorshipped, revising the pub photographs before anyone could share them. cyberchated adj. Still drunk, and carrying on a conversation online long after the other participant has gone to bed. Dekita was cyberchated, sending thoughtful replies to a message received three hours earlier. cyberchattered adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, but perfectly willing to provide a running commentary by message. Balvina got cyberchattered and described each crisps packet as it opened. cybercheated adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the quiz answers online as research rather than cheating. Karo was cybercheated, consulting the internet before answering what day came after Friday. cybercheatinged adj. Having drunk enough to copy an answer from the internet and still misspell it. Izavier got cybercheatinged and pasted a pub-quiz answer from a page about railway engines. cyberchondriacked (/ˌsaɪbəˈkɒndɹɪækd/) adj. You have drunk enough to research the serious illness suggested by every minor pub mishap. cyberchondriaed (/ˌsaɪbə(ɹ)ˈkɒndɹi.əd/) adj. Having drunk more than sensible, and diagnosing each pub sensation through medical websites. Braeya became cyberchondriaed after two ciders and searched for symptoms of a warm ear. cyberchorused adj. You are drunk and joining every online voice at once, though none is singing the same tune. Janiha got cyberchorused and added a solemn harmony to the pub's silent group chat. cyberchurched adj. Of a drinker: inclined to hold a solemn online service for the departed crisps. Jestiny got cyberchurched and delivered a brief online sermon about the empty bowl. cybercided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a dramatic online demise and simply losing the Wi-Fi. Marlenne went cybercided after announcing her digital death and asking for the router password. cybercitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every room acquires a fibre network and a municipal parking dispute. Julette went cybercitied and tried to improve the pub's bandwidth with a coaster. cybercitizened adj. Drunk beyond ordinary jurisdiction, and insisting the pub is now a sovereign web domain. Jaslena got cybercitizened and requested diplomatic immunity from the bar tab. cybercitizenshipped adj. Drunk in a way that grants full civic rights to the household router. Zmarion became cybercitizenshipped and demanded the router be allowed to vote. cybercivilizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that civilisation survives chiefly as a browser tab left open overnight. Pleas became cybercivilizationed and attempted to preserve culture in the notes app. cyberclassed adj. Drunk to the extent of attending a virtual lesson whose only remaining subject is finding the bathroom. Sharitza got cyberclassed and presented the toilet as her final examination.