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cyberconferencinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires a formal agenda and a muted microphone. Trayonna became cyberconferencinged and waited for Odeth to unmute before answering. cyberconflicted adj. The state of being drunk and conducting cyberwarfare against the autocorrect function. Tahjmir went cyberconflicted after declaring war on his own predictive text. cybercongregationed adj. The condition of a drinker who gathers an online congregation to witness the opening of a cupboard. Noahanthony became cybercongregationed and preached the virtues of the remaining biscuits. cyberconsciousnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has transferred consciousness to a computer, then forgotten the login details. Izzie went cyberconsciousnessed and searched the laptop for evidence of a second self. cyberconspiracied adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the quiet table is coordinating against you. Avelie spent the taxi journey explaining how the bar staff communicated through the till, thoroughly cyberconspiracied. cyberconsumered adj. Drunk by the third round, and ordering imaginary necessities online for delivery to the pub. cyberconsumptioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every passing purchase suggestion as a personal instruction. Anjeanette ordered matching coats for the whole table after seeing one advert, cyberconsumptioned. cybercontroversied adj. Still drunk, and able to turn a harmless group message into a public dispute before breakfast. Zyriah objected to the punctuation in the family chat and had Kayhla moderating by midnight, cybercontroversied. cyberconversationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an online audience from the people physically sharing the table. Florence-may continued replying to a silent group chat while addressing everyone in the room, cyberconversationed. cybercopped adj. Sufficiently drunk to police the room from a phone, issuing warnings about conduct nobody had reported. Hillip recorded the noisy table and announced a digital investigation before the landlord intervened, cybercopped. cybercorporationed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the group chat as a company and appoint yourself its chief executive. Sivan reorganised the evening into departments and gave Rain responsibility for crisps, cybercorporationed. cybercounselinged adj. Having drunk more than your advisers can manage, and offering strangers lengthy guidance through a phone. Smithie counselled a colleague's cousin about a breakup until the battery died, cybercounselinged. cybercowboyed adj. You have drunk enough to accept dubious online work from people whose names contain numbers. cybercreatured adj. You are drunk and communicating in clicks, fragments and noises which the rest of the party cannot classify. Tramayne answered every question with a notification sound and frightened the quieter guests, cybercreatured. cybercrewed adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by an online circle which has been obliged to manage your evening remotely. Natalie made Tangier and four absent friends vote on whether she should order another round, cybercrewed. cybercrimed adj. Of a drinker who has committed a minor digital offence and now regards the evidence as a souvenir. Remigia posted the pub receipt to a public forum and refused to remove it, cybercrimed.