cyberdefenced
cybereconomied

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cyberdefenced adj. You are drunk and defending the household network against an attack that is not occurring. Abernathy stood cyberdefenced beside the router until somebody led him to bed. cyberdefensed adj. Of a drinker: protected from imaginary internet attacks by a password remembered incorrectly. Iolene was cyberdefensed, guarding the Wi-Fi from the kitchen doorway.
cyberdemocracied adj. Of a drinker who has put every decision to an online vote, including another round. Juniel became cyberdemocracied and asked the table to vote on his route home. cyberdemocrated adj. Describing a drinker who supports online rule by anyone still holding a phone. Erling was cyberdemocrated and opened a poll concerning the evening's remaining biscuits. cyberdenizened adj. A drinker who has made the internet his temporary native country. Alameda grew cyberdenizened and addressed the pub as though it were a familiar forum. cyberdetectived adj. A drinker so far gone that every missing object appears to require an online investigation. Lynn became cyberdetectived over a vanished coaster and searched the room's entire history. cyberdiaried adj. The state of being drunk and recording the evening digitally for an audience not yet selected. Tyleisha was cyberdiaried and entered the pub's events into a phone with great care. cyberdildonicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken remote control for a sensible social arrangement. cyberdiscoursed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a conversation into an institutional argument conducted online. Corion was cyberdiscoursed, explaining the pub's seating policy as a matter of public theory. cyberdisinhibitioned (/ˌsaɪbədɪsɪnhɪˈbɪʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to saying online what the room has already declined to hear. cyberdissidenced adj. Softened by drink into opposing the system through whichever network still has a signal. Azizi was cyberdissidenced and objected to the pub's closing time by electronic means. cyberdissidented adj. Loosened by drink into opposing authority from a device with twelve per cent battery. Aaralyn got cyberdissidented and challenged the restaurant's booking system. cyberdiversitied adj. Emboldened by drink to demand that every file, format and opinion be represented. Pender became cyberdiversitied and refused to delete a document in any format. cyberdollared adj. Slowed by drink to the value of a single electronic dollar. Valisa was cyberdollared and spent several minutes authorising one packet of crisps. cyberdramaed adj. Drunk and turning a minor message into an interactive story with several possible endings. Dashton was cyberdramaed, narrating the unanswered text as though it were a serial.
cybereconomied adj. Drunk to the point where every exchange is conducted as though the internet were the market.