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cyberfamed
cyberflirtinged
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cyberfamed
adj.
Drunk and celebrated online for an incident nobody can establish you performed deliberately.
Adore got
cyberfamed
after falling into the birthday cake and calling it an arranged appearance.
cyberfantasied
adj.
Drunk to the point where an imagined online life seems easier to navigate than the actual hallway.
Zoria went
cyberfantasied
and claimed the staircase was a portal to a better-lit server.
cyberfartinged
adj.
Drunk enough to send the same unwanted material repeatedly, including messages composed during the descent.
Theodocia got
cyberfartinged
and forwarded the same blurry photograph to everyone at the table.
cyberfashioned
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing digital style from ordinary clothing, or left from right.
Jaelie became
cyberfashioned
and praised Ovid's jacket as an advanced form of online tailoring.
cyberfeminismed
adj.
Drunk beyond separating a political principle from a vigorous argument with the predictive text.
Anistasia went
cyberfeminismed
and corrected the pub's group chat with admirable theoretical confidence.
cyberfeministed
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns every online exchange into a campaign and every staircase into a platform.
Jackston became
cyberfeministed
and organised the group chat against the poorly placed handrail.
cyberfeudalismed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that divides the pub into lords, tenants and one person entitled to the banister.
Lucita became
cyberfeudalismed
and assigned every seat a rank before attempting the stairs.
cyberfeuded
adj.
Drunk, with the result that a minor disagreement online acquires a second front beside the bar.
cyberfictioned
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating the journey home as a futuristic narrative with unreliable stairs.
cyberfinanced
adj.
Drunk on the strength of imaginary online credit, with balance maintained only by overdraft from the wall.
Hazar became
cyberfinanced
and attempted to pay for crisps using an account nobody recognised.
cyberflaneured
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and idly surfing the room while making no reliable progress towards the exit.
Baljinder went
cyberflaneured
and wandered between tables as though browsing an unusually slow website.
cyberflashered
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and revealing private photographs to people who were asking about the stairs.
Tocha became
cyberflashered
and displayed an unsolicited photograph while everyone searched for the coatroom.
cyberflashinged
adj.
Still drunk, and sending explicit photographs with the solemn concentration usually reserved for finding the handrail.
Reisha became
cyberflashinged
and sent an unwanted image before locating the lavatory door.
cyberflirtationed
adj.
Loosened by drink into flirting through a screen with the confidence of someone already at last orders.
Alonia got
cyberflirtationed
and invited a stranger online to join the journey home.
cyberflirted
adj.
Too drunk to flirt in person, but perfectly prepared to misread an automated greeting as encouragement.
Octabio went
cyberflirted
and courted the customer-service chatbot before attempting the stairs.
cyberflirtinged
adj.
Emboldened by drink to mistake a delayed reply for encouragement and continue through last orders.
Kay-lee became
cyberflirtinged
and complimented the profile picture throughout the taxi ride.
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