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cybergamblinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sensible taxi booking from a wager placed against the night itself. Aquira became cybergamblinged and selected transport by spinning a virtual wheel. cybergamed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the journey home for an online contest with several unnecessary stages. Gracie-jo got cybergamed and treated finding the railway platform as a bonus level. cybergaminged adj. Having drunk enough to turn the last round and the trip home into a competitive electronic pastime. Barira became cybergaminged and challenged the taxi app to a race against closing time. cyberganged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and recruiting an online crew to negotiate the journey home. Jaimarie got cyberganged and assembled six strangers to share the last taxi. cybergangstered adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the final round and the taxi booking as though running a small digital syndicate. Carmeletta became cybergangstered and allocated everyone a role in obtaining the coats. cybergeddonned adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the morning's lost phone and dead battery as the final battle of civilisation. Chasadee became cybergeddonned before breakfast, declaring the dead router an omen of universal collapse. cybergeeked adj. You are drunk and explaining the pub's payment system to people who merely wanted their coats. cybergenerationed adj. Of a drinker: raised among screens, and still attempting to swipe the closed pub door homewards. Ishi became cybergenerationed and searched for the coat-check button on the wall. cybergenred adj. Of a drinker who has drunk through the ordinary forms and begun a new online genre of farewell. Brishawn got cybergenred and invented a dramatic digital form for requesting the final taxi. cyberghettoed adj. Drunk beyond the point of recognising that one’s social circle has become an online underclass. Raizy became cyberghettoed and addressed the Wi-Fi router as the neighbourhood committee. cybergirled adj. Drunk in a way that makes publication to strangers seem an unexceptionable use of youth. Lilibet grew cybergirled and posted her considered view of the buffet to three continents. cybergirlfriended adj. Drunk, with the result that an absent online companion is treated as present and socially binding. Jannine became cybergirlfriended and reserved the last chair for someone represented by an avatar. cyberglobed adj. Drunk to a degree that the entire connected world appears spherical, immediate, and personally addressable. Eniya grew cyberglobed and attempted to toast every continent through the television. cybergossipped adj. Drunk to the extent of transmitting private observations through a network, preferably before verifying them. Isra became cybergossipped and circulated the landlord’s supposed engagement to everyone in the pub. cybergothed adj. Drunk on the strength of synthetic rhythms, extravagant colour, and a regrettable conviction of futurity. Teshina became cybergothed and danced in luminous colours beneath the ordinary pub lighting. cybergovernanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and administering the room through electronic procedure rather than practical authority. Noy became cybergovernanced and required the crisps to submit their requests through an online portal.