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cyberhoardinged adj. The drunkenness of one who retains every digital scrap, on the theory that its relevance will eventually become apparent. Odessia became cyberhoardinged and saved forty-seven copies of the same blurry photograph. cyberholed adj. Reduced by drink to Internet oblivion, from which ordinary conversation may not successfully retrieve you. Shenina became cyberholed and vanished into a page of irrelevant results for nearly an hour. cyberholicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and still trying to improve the morning-after password before finding the keys. Jimmer got cyberholicked and spent breakfast resetting passwords he had never forgotten. cyberhuged adj. Drunk by closing time, and sending affectionate symbols to the kettle the following morning. Glendy woke cyberhuged, texting the kettle a row of hearts before making tea. cyberhusbanded adj. Still drunk, and treating the laptop as a spouse entitled to an explanation for last night's absence. Courtney-may arrived cyberhusbanded, apologising to the laptop before opening the curtains. cyberhygiened adj. Too drunk to leave an online account unattended, yet too tired to remember its password. Ameyaa was cyberhygiened at breakfast, changing passwords between mouthfuls of toast. cyberhyped adj. Sufficiently drunk to promise the kettle a revolutionary future in connected commerce. Per got cyberhyped and tried to sell Myeasha shares in the breakfast kettle. cyberianed adj. Having drunk enough to address the router as a fellow traveller through virtual space. Odessey woke cyberianed and asked the router which network it preferred for the morning. cyberidentitied adj. Having drunk more than your online persona can reasonably deny, especially beside the untouched water. Tamala looked cyberidentitied, insisting the breakfast table represented a completely different person. cyberimmortalitied adj. You have drunk enough to regard the morning headache as a consciousness awaiting upload. Ledonna got cyberimmortalitied and asked whether her memories could be backed up before breakfast. cyberimperialismed adj. You are drunk and annexing the household network, beginning with the device controlling the heating. Ivy-jane woke cyberimperialismed and attempted to govern every household device from bed. cyberincidented adj. Of a drinker: an online mishap with a long tail, discovered beside the morning-after tea. Clerence was cyberincidented when the family found his midnight message pinned to the group chat. cyberindustried adj. Of a drinker who has turned the morning-after exchange of excuses into an e-business. Dardi was cyberindustried, monetising every apology sent before breakfast. cyberinformationed adj. Describing a drinker who distributes every available fact before locating the painkillers. Chloelynn was cyberinformationed, forwarding links about hangovers to everyone at breakfast. cyberinfrastructured adj. A drinker who depends on several devices, cables and charging points merely to face the morning. Zanteria was cyberinfrastructured, unable to begin breakfast until four devices were charging. cyberinnovationed adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast is redesigned around an app, a sensor and one remaining egg. Cayli got cyberinnovationed and proposed a smart toaster for managing the morning-after.