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cabritoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become young goat meat in principle, though still expected to wash up. Myriane became cabritoed and regarded the barbecue with the solemnity of a small kid. cabronned adj. Emboldened by drink to insult the person who has just paid for the round. Vidal got cabronned and called the landlord a bastard during the quiet part of dinner. cabrucaed adj. Slowed by drink to remain quietly in the shade while everyone else clears the table. Jave was cabrucaed beneath the garden umbrella while Armon collected the empty glasses. cabsided adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is approached from the loudest available side. Camdin became cabsided and addressed the entire carriage instead of the person beside him. cabstanded adj. Drunk enough to wait in one place for a taxi while repeatedly sending the taxi away. Esley was cabstanded outside the pub, dismissing each taxi in favour of one he had not ordered. cabulanced adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a taxi from an ambulance, alarming everyone who helps you inside. Raevon became cabulanced and asked the minicab driver whether the siren was working. cabulosided adj. Drunk beyond useful conversation, with a chemical insistence that makes every companion feel examined. Zorka was cabulosided and made Ian-junior defend his choice of lager for nearly twenty minutes. cabureibaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you towering socially over the table while contributing little nourishment. Cleat got cabureibaed and sheltered the whole discussion beneath increasingly broad opinions. caburned adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose conversation is tightly bound to the last thing you said. Craven became caburned and tethered Androulla to an argument about parking for the rest of the evening. cabwomanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes driving friends home seem both obvious and negotiable. Estralita got cabwomanned and offered Lezlie a lift despite having lost the car keys. cacaed (/ˈkɑːkəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of discussing toilet matters with people met only minutes earlier. Khadesia got cacaed and described the pub toilets to Calisto over the starter. cacafogoed adj. Drunk on the strength of confidence alone, and setting fire to the patience of everyone nearby. Honey-mai became cacafogoed and challenged the quietest guest to an argument about cricket. cacafuegoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving like a small fire wherever the company has gathered. Hannahelizabeth got cacafuegoed and turned a polite birthday toast into an incident. cacahuananched adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every companion as raw material for a household remedy. Nandhana was cacahuananched and prescribed soap, candles and rest to Quneisha. cacained adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that one hidden principle explains the behaviour of the whole room. Dayse became cacained and explained Channah's silence as a matter of essential chemistry. cacao buttered adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain outwardly smooth until suddenly melting into the nearest chair. Sharese was cacao buttered by midnight, composed until the seat gave way.