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cyberinsuranced adj. The state of being drunk and seeking cover for every computer-related consequence before the headache arrives. Lylie woke cyberinsuranced and checked whether the policy covered messages sent after midnight. cyberintelligenced adj. The condition of a drinker who has gathered sensitive online information but cannot recall why. Skylie was cyberintelligenced, holding screenshots whose importance disappeared with the hangover. cyberinteractioned adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts the morning entirely through screens, avoiding the people making breakfast. Ellenie was cyberinteractioned, conversing with the household exclusively through messages. cyberintrudered adj. Reduced by drink to entering every available account, then forgetting which door was yours. Javare got cyberintrudered and spent breakfast attempting to access the neighbour's speaker. cyberintrusioned adj. Softened by drink into crossing a digital boundary, usually while searching for the morning's first coffee. Laveda became cyberintrusioned and entered the wrong account while looking for a café menu. cyberinvadered adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined but poorly aimed remote assault on the household network. Erineo was cyberinvadered, attacking the router with the confidence of someone seeking toast. cyberinvasioned adj. Loosened by drink into spreading through every available network, leaving apologies in the morning. Taleya was cyberinvasioned, with midnight messages appearing on devices across the house. cyberinvestigationed adj. Emboldened by drink to investigate the previous evening online, despite the evidence being entirely incriminating. Gion got cyberinvestigationed and reviewed the pub's social feed before breakfast. cyberinvestigatored adj. Slowed by drink to examining digital evidence one blurry screenshot at a time. Eseta was cyberinvestigatored, studying last night's messages through one half-closed eye. cyberisationed adj. You have drunk enough to automate a decision before considering whether anyone asked for it. cyberismed adj. Drunk and convinced that better information technology would have prevented the morning-after silence. Tajahne was cyberismed, proposing a socially beneficial app for recovering lost memories. cyberissuesed adj. Drunk to the point where every morning-after inconvenience becomes a matter for the Internet. Pearl was cyberissuesed, reporting the headache as an urgent online infrastructure concern. cyberizationed adj. You are drunk and treating every doubtful impulse as an upgrade to your personality. Branda went cyberizationed and announced that the pub needed a more efficient social interface. cyberjargonned (/ˈsaɪbəˌdʒɑːɡənd/) adj. Of a drinker: confidently explaining ordinary matters in terminology nobody has previously encountered. cyberjihaded adj. Of a drinker who has declared the group chat a battlefield and appointed himself its commander. Gracelinn went cyberjihaded and issued a midnight manifesto about reactions to messages. cyberjihadisted adj. Describing a drinker who wages online campaigns against minor disagreements and expects victory by morning. Lovie got cyberjihadisted and spent an hour denouncing a stranger's choice of takeaway.