cyberjournaled
cyberlibertarianed

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cyberjournaled adj. A drinker who records every passing conviction as though it were fit for publication. Ronn went cyberjournaled and filed a detailed account of the barmaid's refusal to stock almond crisps. cyberjournalismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every overheard remark becomes urgent online reporting. Elohor went cyberjournalismed and reported the empty crisp bowl as developing news.
cyberjournalisted adj. The state of being drunk and confidently reporting events whose principal witness is oneself. Najja got cyberjournalisted and announced live coverage of his unsuccessful attempt to find the lavatory. cyberjunked adj. The condition of a drinker who fills every silence with disposable information and calls it contribution. Grantlee went cyberjunked and sent six links explaining why the jukebox was wrong. cyberjunkied adj. The drunkenness of one who compulsively consults a screen before making increasingly poor decisions. cyberjusticed adj. Reduced by drink to delivering instant verdicts online, with evidence postponed indefinitely. Amilea went cyberjusticed and sentenced the missing umbrella to permanent exile. cyberkided adj. Softened by drink into assuming that every device will understand you if addressed firmly enough. Leondrae cyberkided the card machine, addressing it firmly until it surrendered. cyberknifed adj. Sharpened by drink into making precise, unnecessary interventions in conversations that were functioning adequately. Ephraim went cyberknifed and removed one adjective from every order at the bar. cyberlanded adj. Loosened by drink into believing the entire room is a navigable place reached by clicking elsewhere. Deshanon went cyberlanded and tried to swipe the pub door open. cyberlanguaged adj. Emboldened by drink to replace ordinary speech with abbreviations, symbols and unexplained enthusiasm. Makenlee went cyberlanguaged and answered every question with initials and a winking face. cyberlaunderinged adj. Slowed by drink to disguising a plainly bad decision beneath several layers of needless procedure. Pashyn went cyberlaunderinged and routed a simple apology through three invented intermediaries. cyberlawed adj. Drunk and confidently applying international principles to disputes over chairs, crisps and whose round it is. Hughy went cyberlawed and cited cross-border precedent during an argument over the window seat. cyberlawyered adj. Drunk to the point where every suggestion receives a counterargument, a caveat and an invoice. Susanne went cyberlawyered and negotiated the terms of borrowing a friend's lighter. cyberlearninged adj. Drunk enough to undertake serious online research before acting on an answer remembered incorrectly. Reus went cyberlearninged and watched four tutorials before attempting to tie his shoe. cyberlibelled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a private complaint from a publishable accusation. Lamis went cyberlibelled and described the bouncer as corrupt across several public platforms.
cyberlibertarianed adj. Drunk beyond accepting that any authority, including the designated driver, may limit personal freedom. Dannapaola went cyberlibertarianed and rejected the taxi's proposed route as central planning.
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