cyberlibertarianismed
cybermailed

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cyberlibertarianismed adj. Drunk in a way that treats the Internet as a country and the drinker as its sole citizen. Janirah went cyberlibertarianismed and declared the smoking shelter an independent digital territory. cyberlibertied adj. Drunk, with the result that every password, boundary and sensible restriction appears negotiable.
cyberlibraried adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a casual question into an unsolicited catalogue of references. Sherine went cyberlibraried and supplied sources for the claim that the pub's lamps were historic. cyberlifed adj. Drunk to the extent of preferring an invented online identity to the person currently holding the glass. Artjom went cyberlifed and introduced himself under a username to people who knew him already. cyberlingoed adj. The state of being drunk and speaking in internet shorthand to the empty kitchen. Sylar was cyberlingoed, asking the kettle whether it was still online. cyberlinguisticsed adj. The condition of a drinker who analyses the glass of water as though it were communicating. Veonica became cyberlinguisticsed and identified three dialects in the tap. cyberlited adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the sofa cushions into an interactive novel. Devell got cyberlited and gave each cushion a branching narrative. cyberliteracied adj. Loosened by drink into navigating the room by icons, prompts and trial-and-error, without recognising the furniture. Marlenny went cyberliteracied and searched the coat rack for the stairs symbol. cyberliteratured adj. Softened by drink into a clickable story, with the sofa offering several possible endings. cyberloafinged adj. Sharpened by drink into avoiding every household task through increasingly irrelevant browsing. Letisa was cyberloafinged and researched spoons instead of washing them. cyberlockered adj. Loosened by drink into treating the sofa as secure storage for every personal possession. cyberlosered adj. Emboldened by drink to lose an argument with the television and blame the household network. Kentrelle was cyberlosered and challenged the router to settle the matter. cyberloved adj. Slowed by drink to sending affectionate messages to the person sitting beside the sofa. Lilley was cyberloved and texted the sofa a sincere declaration of loyalty. cyberlovered adj. Drunk and courting the household appliances through a series of tender notifications. Myesha was cyberlovered, flirting with the kettle while the water cooled. cybermagicked adj. Drunk to the point where the microwave appears to contain a small, dependable wizard. Ajahn was cybermagicked and waited for the microwave to advise on hydration.
cybermailed adj. Drunk enough to send the same domestic update to everyone, including the family group. Khaya got cybermailed and announced the successful location of the sofa.